The Queendom of Quick Dragonia is a colossal, orderly nation, remarkable for its public floggings, parental licensing program, and avant-garde cinema. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 7.128 billion Dragons are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 75.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Quick Dragonian economy, worth a remarkable 1,919 trillion Dragon Coins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, Woodchip Exports, and Beef-Based Agriculture. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 269,238 Dragon Coins, with the richest citizens earning 5.3 times as much as the poorest.

Rumor has it that Leader has won three lotteries in a row, the new foreign policy is "why bother invading neighbours when they can be bought wholesale?", parents seeking custody have to write a five-thousand word analysis of their child's imaginary friend, and enemy navies sail within bombardment range of major coastal cities with impunity. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Quick Dragonia's national animal is the Valkyria, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Quick Dragonia is ranked 3,191^st in the world and 1^st in The Rejected Pacific for Lowest Crime Rates, with 128.38 law-abiding acts per hour.