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Most Valuable International Artwork: 1,555thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1,632ndMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2,612th
The Zakuulan Sith Empire of
Mother Knows Best State
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Sith Empress Leia Vaylin Von Richthofen
Influence
Shoeshiner
Region
Civil Rights
Average
Economy
All-Consuming
Political Freedom
Few

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Quetzalleia

Population4.633 billion

CapitalNew Zakuul
LeaderSith Empress Leia Vaylin Von Richthofen
FaithThe Dark Side of the Force

CurrencyQuetzalleian Dollar
AnimalGolden-Headed Quetzal

The Zakuulan Sith Empire of Quetzalleia is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Sith Empress Leia Vaylin Von Richthofen with an iron fist, and renowned for its deadly medical pandemics, frequent executions, and public floggings. The cynical, devout population of 4.633 billion Quetzalleian Siths are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Defense, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Zakuul. The average income tax rate is 67.7%.

The all-consuming Quetzalleian Sith economy, worth 491 trillion Quetzalleian Dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, broadly diversified black market in Tourism, Cheese Exports, Book Publishing, and Basket Weaving. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 106,041 Quetzalleian Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.2 times as much as the poorest.

People spend a lot on hair and nails, cheese has become the new icon of political dissent, the Quetzalleian Sith Intelligence Agency relies on internet search engines to know what is happening overseas, and the slowest students feel vaguely targeted by their Mendelian Inheritance coursework. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Quetzalleia's national animal is the Golden-Headed Quetzal, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is The Dark Side of the Force.

Quetzalleia is ranked 56,756th in the world and 37th in Texas for Most Authoritarian, with 976.61 milliStalins.

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Most Valuable International Artwork: 1,555thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1,632ndTop
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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2,612thMost Primitive: 7,081stMost Devout: 7,325thFattest Citizens: 10,438thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 10,571stLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 11,258thTop
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Largest Black Market: 13,049thMost Advanced Public Transport: 13,637thMost Inclusive: 15,597thLargest Agricultural Sector: 17,645thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 21,797thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 22,472ndLargest Welfare Programs: 22,896thMost Stationary: 23,166th
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Largest Cheese Export Sector: 7th in the regionTop
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Most Primitive: 13th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 16th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 17th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 18th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Quetzalleia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Stationary.
  • : Quetzalleia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Stationary.
  • : Quetzalleia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Subsidized Industry.
  • : Quetzalleia was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Cheese Export Sector and the Top 10% for Highest Foreign Aid Spending.
  • : Following new legislation in Quetzalleia, the slowest students feel vaguely targeted by their Mendelian Inheritance coursework.
  • : Following new legislation in Quetzalleia, the Quetzalleian Sith Intelligence Agency relies on internet search engines to know what is happening overseas.
  • : Following new legislation in Quetzalleia, cheese has become the new icon of political dissent.
  • : Following new legislation in Quetzalleia, people spend a lot on hair and nails.
  • : Following new legislation in Quetzalleia, artists regularly face criminal charges and art-burning parties are common.
  • : Quetzalleia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector and Most Primitive and the Top 10% for Largest Welfare Programs.

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