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Largest Cheese Export Sector: 1,861stMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2,394thMost Valuable International Artwork: 3,357th
The Zakuulan Sith Empire of
Mother Knows Best State
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Sith Empress Leia Vaylin Von Richthofen
Influence
Shoeshiner
Region
Civil Rights
Below Average
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Few

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Quetzalleia

Population6.095 billion

CapitalNew Zakuul
LeaderSith Empress Leia Vaylin Von Richthofen
FaithThe Dark Side of the Force

CurrencyQuetzalleian Dollar
AnimalGolden-Headed Quetzal

The Zakuulan Sith Empire of Quetzalleia is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Sith Empress Leia Vaylin Von Richthofen with an iron fist, and notable for its state-planned economy, public floggings, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 6.095 billion Quetzalleian Siths are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Defense, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Zakuul. The average income tax rate is 67.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Quetzalleian Sith economy, worth 639 trillion Quetzalleian Dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, broadly diversified black market in Tourism, Cheese Exports, Book Publishing, and Pizza Delivery. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 104,945 Quetzalleian Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.2 times as much as the poorest.

The Party has more splits than a yo-yo dieter's trousers, disadvantaged neighbourhoods have become no-go areas after sundown, signs at the border tell international drivers where they can put their cars, and Quetzalleian Siths believe a soft answer turneth away wrath but punitive punishment is much more fun. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Quetzalleia's national animal is the Golden-Headed Quetzal, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is The Dark Side of the Force.

Quetzalleia is ranked 171,336th in the world and 99th in Texas for Highest Unexpected Death Rate, scoring 28.46 on the Bus Surprisal Index.

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Largest Cheese Export Sector: 1,861stTop
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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2,394thMost Valuable International Artwork: 3,357thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 4,870thMost Primitive: 5,828thMost Devout: 7,698thFattest Citizens: 9,574thTop
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Largest Black Market: 13,072ndLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 13,168thMost Advanced Public Transport: 13,705thMost Inclusive: 15,392ndMost Stationary: 19,436thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 20,100thHighest Food Quality: 22,506thMost Beautiful Environments: 22,627thLargest Agricultural Sector: 22,952ndLargest Welfare Programs: 23,325th
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Largest Cheese Export Sector: 8th in the regionTop
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Most Primitive: 10th in the regionMost Inclusive: 16th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 16th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 17th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Quetzalleia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Welfare Programs.
  • : Quetzalleia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Beautiful Environments, Largest Agricultural Sector, and Highest Food Quality.
  • : Quetzalleia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Agricultural Sector.
  • : Quetzalleia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Agricultural Sector.
  • : Quetzalleia lodged a message on the Texas Regional Message Board.
  • : Quetzalleia lodged a message on the Texas Regional Message Board.
  • : Following new legislation in Quetzalleia, Quetzalleian Siths believe a soft answer turneth away wrath but punitive punishment is much more fun.
  • : Following new legislation in Quetzalleia, signs at the border tell international drivers where they can put their cars.
  • : Following new legislation in Quetzalleia, disadvantaged neighbourhoods have become no-go areas after sundown.
  • : Following new legislation in Quetzalleia, the Party has more splits than a yo-yo dieter's trousers.

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