The Mistress of Blades 愛 Country of Queen YUNo is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Lilith with an iron fist, and renowned for its complete lack of prisons, zero percent divorce rate, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 6.625 billion little girls are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, with Education also on the agenda, while Spirituality and International Aid are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lolita Vampires. The average income tax rate is 99.7%.

The frighteningly efficient desperate and furious economy, worth a remarkable 2,321 trillion porcelain dolls a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, highly specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing and Information Technology. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 350,384 porcelain dolls, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government is denying reports that criminals injected with experimental drugs have turned into monstrous supervillains, good-looking doctors are obliged by law to give foot rubs to Lilith, peace talks occasionally rack up a higher body count than the wars they seek to stop, and the government has cut its subsidies for all special interest groups. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Queen YUNo's national animal is the Yandere Samurai, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Deadeyannyan.

Queen YUNo is ranked 2,500^th in the world and 3^rd in Yuno for Highest Unexpected Death Rate, scoring 247.14 on the Bus Surprisal Index.