Population | 11.254 billion |
Capital | 💋💙💖💛💝💜💗💚💘💌💓💟💞💕🐸🐢🐍🐲🐉🐳 |
Leader | 🍮🍒🍰🍓🍍🍆🍌🎂🍪🍭🍉🍯🍵🍙🍘🍣🍹🍛🌽🍖 |
Faith | 🍗🍜🍝🍕🌻🌼💐🌹🌷🌱🎀💮🌸🏵️🌺⚜️🍄🌈🐏 |
Currency | 🍥🍈🍊🍋🍎🍏🍐🍑🍅🍱🍚🍢🍡🍤🍧🍨🍩🍫🍬🍼 |
Animal | 🐡🐑🍻☕🍷🍸🍺🍦🍔🍟🍳🍲🍞🌲🌳🌴🌵🌾🌿🎍 |
The 🐶🐱🐯🐴🐗🐮🐷🐭🐹🐰🐻🐨🐸🐼 of Queen Yuno is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by 🍮🍒🍰🍓🍍🍆🍌🎂🍪🍭🍉🍯🍵🍙🍘🍣🍹🍛🌽🍖 with an iron fist, and remarkable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, anti-smoking policies, and public floggings. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 11.254 billion daughter of Yunoes are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government is dominated by the Department of Defense, although Law & Order and Education are also considered important, while International Aid is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of 💋💙💖💛💝💜💗💚💘💌💓💟💞💕🐸🐢🐍🐲🐉🐳. The income tax rate is 100%.
The frighteningly efficient 🐋🐬🐟🐠🐐🐦🐄🐇🐔🐓🐣🎬🎻🎹🎨⚽⚾🏀🏈🎾🎳🎱🔪 economy, worth a remarkable 5,866 trillion 🍥🍈🍊🍋🍎🍏🍐🍑🍅🍱🍚🍢🍡🍤🍧🍨🍩🍫🍬🍼s a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, extremely specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing and Information Technology. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is a breathtaking 521,296 🍥🍈🍊🍋🍎🍏🍐🍑🍅🍱🍚🍢🍡🍤🍧🍨🍩🍫🍬🍼s, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
All fantasy fiction has officially been deemed non-canon, the words 'private' and 'enterprise' must never appear in the same sentence, illegal hunting is rife after veganism was recently made compulsory, and rocket scientists spend more time designing slide shows than launching rockets. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Queen Yuno's national animal is the 🐡🐑🍻☕🍷🍸🍺🍦🍔🍟🍳🍲🍞🌲🌳🌴🌵🌾🌿🎍, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is 🍗🍜🍝🍕🌻🌼💐🌹🌷🌱🎀💮🌸🏵️🌺⚜️🍄🌈🐏.
Queen Yuno is ranked 240,141st in the world and 9,893rd in The North Pacific for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -26.11 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in
Queen Yuno, rocket scientists spend more time designing slide shows than launching rockets.
- : Following new legislation in
Queen Yuno, illegal hunting is rife after veganism was recently made compulsory.
- : Following new legislation in
Queen Yuno, the words 'private' and 'enterprise' must never appear in the same sentence.
- : Following new legislation in
Queen Yuno, all fantasy fiction has officially been deemed non-canon.
- : Following new legislation in
Queen Yuno, historical commemorations regularly devolve into militaristic jingoism.
- : Following new legislation in
Queen Yuno, citizens who don't recite the Pledge of Queen Yuno at least three times a day are placed on a terrorist watch-list.
- : Following new legislation in
Queen Yuno, one-man canoes fitted with the latest tracking technology leave no room for one man.
- : Following new legislation in
Queen Yuno, military spending recently hit a new high.
- : Following new legislation in
Queen Yuno, citizens have reported seeing strange rays of light emanating from the moon.
- : Following new legislation in
Queen Yuno, children playing with walkie-talkies are told to 'get a job'.