The Republic of Queen of 1rst realm Dar is a colossal, orderly nation, remarkable for its public floggings, suspicion of poets, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 6.638 billion Queen of 1rst realm Darians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Industry, Law & Order, and Administration also on the agenda, while International Aid and Welfare are ignored. The average income tax rate is 39.2%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Queen of 1rst realm Darian economy, worth 680 trillion baht a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, broadly diversified black market in Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Information Technology. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 102,551 baht, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Crop circles are intently studied by investigators with questionable merits, friendly fire incidents usually result in severe burns, large sections of Queen of 1rst realm Dar have been named national reserves to protect the native tribes living there, and members of the government all have oddly similar anecdotes about their childhoods. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Queen of 1rst realm Dar's national animal is the panther, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Queen of 1rst realm Dar is ranked 53,344^th in the world and 1,007^th in Alliance of Supreme Powers for Largest Basket Weaving Sector, scoring 4,603.79 on the Hickory Productivity Index.