The Republic of Quaterthe Coopootopia is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Quade Cooper with an iron fist, and remarkable for its fear of technology, strictly enforced bedtime, and anti-smoking policies. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 15.71 billion Quaterthe Coopootopians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The enormous, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Defense, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of AAMI Park. The average income tax rate is 94.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Quaterthe Coopootopian economy, worth a remarkable 3,963 trillion marks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched black market in Retail, Woodchip Exports, Uranium Mining, and Information Technology. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 252,295 marks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Dentists routinely perform open heart surgery, selling your granddad's clothes requires an incredible amount of paperwork, priests are being drafted by the church load, and the government confiscates candy from babies for 'the greater good' of the nation. Crime is a problem, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Quaterthe Coopootopia's national animal is the fox, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Rugby Union.

Quaterthe Coopootopia is ranked 334,606^th in the world and 3,653^rd in the West Pacific for Most Pacifist, with 3.66 cheeks turned per day.