The Kingdom of QUALCUNO1233 is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Idgrod with an iron fist, and renowned for its frequent executions, infamous sell-swords, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 1.444 billion QUALCUNO1233ians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hanoi. The average income tax rate is 84.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient QUALCUNO1233ian economy, worth 223 trillion Euros a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Tourism, and Beef-Based Agriculture. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 154,730 Euros, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Children need to wear helmets and safety harnesses before mounting a carousel horse, home renovation projects take decades to complete, the nation's faithful often say there is a higher power watching over them, and the Hanoi Film Festival recently voted 'QUALCUNO1233ian Getting Hit By Football' as best film. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. QUALCUNO1233's national animal is the Dog, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

QUALCUNO1233 is ranked 262,243^rd in the world and 151^st in South Pacific for Highest Crime Rates, with 1.67 crimes per hour.