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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 7,454thMost Corrupt Governments: 8,358thLowest Crime Rates: 8,487th
The Kingdom of
Father Knows Best State
Unity, Discipline, Work
Influence
Sprat
Region
Civil Rights
Below Average
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Few

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QUALCUNO1233

Population1.444 billion

CapitalHanoi
LeaderIdgrod

CurrencyEuro
AnimalDog

The Kingdom of QUALCUNO1233 is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Idgrod with an iron fist, and renowned for its frequent executions, infamous sell-swords, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 1.444 billion QUALCUNO1233ians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hanoi. The average income tax rate is 84.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient QUALCUNO1233ian economy, worth 223 trillion Euros a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Tourism, and Beef-Based Agriculture. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 154,730 Euros, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Children need to wear helmets and safety harnesses before mounting a carousel horse, home renovation projects take decades to complete, the nation's faithful often say there is a higher power watching over them, and the Hanoi Film Festival recently voted 'QUALCUNO1233ian Getting Hit By Football' as best film. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. QUALCUNO1233's national animal is the Dog, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

QUALCUNO1233 is ranked 262,243rd in the world and 151st in South Pacific for Highest Crime Rates, with 1.67 crimes per hour.

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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 7,454thMost Corrupt Governments: 8,358thLowest Crime Rates: 8,487thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 8,648thLongest Average Lifespans: 9,157thMost Developed: 9,160thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 9,386thHealthiest Citizens: 9,695thLargest Agricultural Sector: 9,835thHighest Poor Incomes: 9,980thMost Secular: 10,232ndLargest Governments: 10,506thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 10,570thMost Inclusive: 10,806thMost Scientifically Advanced: 10,934thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 11,189thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 12,162ndHighest Average Tax Rates: 12,541stHighest Food Quality: 13,195thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 13,358thTop
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Highest Average Incomes: 14,044thMost Patriotic: 14,072ndSmartest Citizens: 14,588thMost Advanced Public Education: 15,419thMost Valuable International Artwork: 16,321stLargest Information Technology Sector: 16,363rdMost Efficient Economies: 18,329thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 19,976thMost Advanced Public Transport: 21,085thLargest Mining Sector: 22,354thLargest Insurance Industry: 23,701stLargest Welfare Programs: 23,807thMost Cultured: 24,059thMost Subsidized Industry: 26,608thMost Beautiful Environments: 27,002nd
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Largest Manufacturing Sector: 7th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 7th in the regionTop
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Lowest Crime Rates: 8th in the regionMost Secular: 9th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 9th in the regionMost Inclusive: 11th in the regionLargest Governments: 11th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 11th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 11th in the regionMost Patriotic: 11th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 12th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 12th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 12th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 12th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 13th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 13th in the regionMost Developed: 13th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 13th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 14th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 14th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 15th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in QUALCUNO1233, the Hanoi Film Festival recently voted 'QUALCUNO1233ian Getting Hit By Football' as best film.
  • : Following new legislation in QUALCUNO1233, the nation's faithful often say there is a higher power watching over them.
  • : Following new legislation in QUALCUNO1233, home renovation projects take decades to complete.
  • : QUALCUNO1233 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Advanced Law Enforcement and the Top 10% for Most Subsidized Industry.
  • : Following new legislation in QUALCUNO1233, children need to wear helmets and safety harnesses before mounting a carousel horse.
  • : Following new legislation in QUALCUNO1233, high-tech infantry rifles automatically reload when the soldier shoots outside the screen of their helmet HUD.
  • : Following new legislation in QUALCUNO1233, citizens are exhausted from weekly general elections.
  • : Following new legislation in QUALCUNO1233, citizens who leave the country are officially classed as traitors.
  • : Following new legislation in QUALCUNO1233, people caught mistreating QUALCUNO1233's flag generally wind up in a great deal of pain.
  • : Following new legislation in QUALCUNO1233, a degree in Idgrod Science with a Minor in Awesomeology starts many political careers.

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