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Largest Cheese Export Sector: 16,418th
The Antarctic Islands of
New York Times Democracy
War is the only way
Head of Flaming
Civil Rights
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Population1.17 billion


The Antarctic Islands of Qoutek is a massive, genial nation, notable for its compulsory military service, otherworldly petting zoo, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 1.17 billion Qoutekians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The tiny government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 8.3%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The strong Qoutekian economy, worth 64.2 trillion Euros a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Cheese Exports industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Basket Weaving, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is 54,842 Euros, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.9 times as much as the poorest.

Sexually-starved male dinosaurs terrorise tourists during weekly breakouts from Mesozoic Park, the judicial system legislates morality, former stunt pilots are unable to pass the licence test to fly a drone, and a traveller who once stubbed a toe on an Air Brancaland flight has been offered asylum. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Qoutek's national animal is the Lion, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Qoutek is ranked 97,776th in the world and 7th in The Caliawiian Circle for Largest Mining Sector, scoring 3,424.54 on the Blue Sky Asbestos Index.

Largest Cheese Export Sector: 16,418th
Largest Cheese Export Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Food Quality: 1st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 1st in the regionMost Average: 1st in the regionMost Armed: 1st in the regionHighest Drug Use: 1st in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 1st in the regionNicest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Stationary: 1st in the region

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