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Largest Black Market: 4,280th Largest Populations: 6,564th Highest Economic Output: 10,747th
The Moonbaseholywall of
Father Knows Best State
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Qjxz

Population17.76 billion

CapitalJxqk
LeaderYu

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AnimalScrabble

The Moonbaseholywall of Qjxz is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Yu with an iron fist, and renowned for its zero percent divorce rate, frequent executions, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 17.76 billion Qjxzians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Jxqk. The average income tax rate is 51.0%.

The thriving Qjxzian economy, worth a remarkable 1,255 trillion Scores a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Retail, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 70,710 Scores, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.4 times as much as the poorest.

One of the nation's leading exports is empty platitudes, teams of painters are converting road signs from horse lengths to kilometers, the New Qjxzian Thesaurus lists "love" and "oppress" as synonyms, and the nation's hospitals are criticized for caring more about profits than patients. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Qjxz's national animal is the Scrabble, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Qjxz is ranked 138,269th in the world and 26th in Taijitu for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 48.52 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.

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Largest Black Market: 4,280thLargest Populations: 6,564thTop
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Highest Economic Output: 10,747thMost Devout: 12,361stLargest Mining Sector: 15,968th
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Most Authoritarian: 3rd in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 3rd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Qjxz was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Devout.
  • : Following new legislation in Qjxz, the nation's hospitals are criticized for caring more about profits than patients.
  • : Following new legislation in Qjxz, the New Qjxzian Thesaurus lists "love" and "oppress" as synonyms.
  • : Following new legislation in Qjxz, teams of painters are converting road signs from horse lengths to kilometers.
  • : Following new legislation in Qjxz, one of the nation's leading exports is empty platitudes.
  • : Qjxz changed its national motto to "moorangebrainsparkledit" and its nation type to "Moonbaseholywall".
  • : Following new legislation in Qjxz, cars are allowed to drive in bike lanes.
  • : Following new legislation in Qjxz, a sudden shout of "surprise!" does not herald a party for teachers.
  • : Following new legislation in Qjxz, bus ads propagandize causes ranging from sexual revolution to religious pogroms.
  • : Following new legislation in Qjxz, wind farms are erected on shuttered oil platforms.

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