by Max Barry

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Most Extensive Civil Rights: 1,757thHighest Drug Use: 2,335thMost Pro-Market: 4,067th
The Republic of
The working class can kiss my ass!
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Population4.362 billion


AnimalTiger Shark

The Republic of Qihein is a massive, socially progressive nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, absence of drug laws, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working population of 4.362 billion Qiheinians enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

The minute, liberal, pro-business government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Defense, although Welfare, Healthcare, and Education are also considered important, while Spirituality and International Aid aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bourgeoisie. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 6.0%.

The strong Qiheinian economy, worth 206 trillion Qeins a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Retail, and Pizza Delivery. Average income is 47,260 Qeins, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 304,600 per year while the poor average 2,962, a ratio of 102 to 1.

Qihein has designated Bourgeoisie as its capital city, Leader has just been declared ruler of Qihein in an international press conference, and the government has declined to declare any particular religion as its 'official' one. Crime is a major problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Qihein's national animal is the Tiger Shark, which can occasionally be seen avoiding garbage in the nation's murky oceans.

Qihein is ranked 140,508th in the world and 5,243rd in the South Pacific for Most Cultured, scoring 64 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.

Most Extensive Civil Rights: 1,757thHighest Drug Use: 2,335thTop
Most Pro-Market: 4,067thHighest Crime Rates: 5,903rdGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 5,939thNudest: 10,754thTop
Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 13,759thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 15,103rdMost Armed: 15,597thFattest Citizens: 16,294thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 21,193rd
Most Extensive Civil Rights: 14th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 26th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 39th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 79th in the regionTop
Highest Crime Rates: 190th in the regionNudest: 221st in the regionMost Armed: 309th in the regionMost Avoided: 408th in the regionFattest Citizens: 418th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 424th in the regionMost Stationary: 525th in the regionTop
Highest Wealthy Incomes: 597th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 644th in the regionLargest Populations: 723rd in the regionLargest Black Market: 908th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 942nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1,036th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 1,071st in the region

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