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Rudest Citizens: 451st Largest Retail Industry: 655th Most Subsidized Industry: 856th
The Memleket of
Capitalist Paradise
Ulı Dala Eli
Nursultan Nazarbayev
Influence
Eminence Grise
Founder
Region
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Excellent

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Qazaq Eli

Population7.309 billion

CapitalAstana
LeaderNursultan Nazarbayev
FaithTengrism

CurrencyQazaq Te˝ge
AnimalAltın Qıran

The Memleket of Qazaq Eli is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Nursultan Nazarbayev with an even hand, and notable for its closed borders, unlimited-speed roads, and parental licensing program. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 7.309 billion Qazaqs are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The relatively small, corrupt, pro-business government prioritizes Industry, although Education, Defense, and Public Transport are also considered important, while Welfare and Spirituality are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Astana. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 36.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Qazaq economy, worth a remarkable 1,794 trillion Qazaq Te˝ges a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Retail, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 245,552 Qazaq Te˝ges, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 840,997 per year while the poor average 52,666, a ratio of 16.0 to 1.

Altın Qıran is one of the most popular forenames in Qazaq Eli, Qazaqs refer to transgender people with insults instead of pronouns, wilderness-dwelling hermits are surprised to find railway stations on their front doorsteps, and understaffed slavers offer highballs when asked to 'pass the screwdriver' during household maintenance. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. Qazaq Eli's national animal is the Altın Qıran, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Tengrism.

Qazaq Eli is ranked 47,385th in the world and 4th in Turkic Union for Most World Assembly Endorsements, with zero Valid Endorsements.

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Rudest Citizens: 451stLargest Retail Industry: 655thMost Subsidized Industry: 856thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1,021stLargest Black Market: 1,302ndLargest Gambling Industry: 1,358thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,640thHighest Crime Rates: 1,673rdMost Armed: 1,791stTop
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Fattest Citizens: 1,999thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2,209thMost Rebellious Youth: 2,570thHighest Average Incomes: 2,652ndLargest Publishing Industry: 2,769thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 3,139thHighest Disposable Incomes: 3,348thMost Avoided: 3,384thMost Scientifically Advanced: 3,698thLargest Information Technology Sector: 4,024thMost Corrupt Governments: 4,272ndMost Efficient Economies: 4,503rdLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 4,783rdLargest Manufacturing Sector: 5,044thHighest Economic Output: 5,692ndLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 6,967thHighest Drug Use: 7,367thSmartest Citizens: 7,468thMost Cultured: 8,142ndTop
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Most Advanced Public Transport: 9,185thMost Pro-Market: 10,380thMost Advanced Public Education: 11,950thMost Secular: 12,015thLargest Governments: 12,737thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 13,154thMost Inclusive: 13,824thMost Developed: 14,950thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 17,208th
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Highest Drug Use: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Armed: 1st in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionLargest Black Market: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionRudest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 1st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Qazaq Eli, understaffed slavers offer highballs when asked to 'pass the screwdriver' during household maintenance.
  • : Following new legislation in Qazaq Eli, wilderness-dwelling hermits are surprised to find railway stations on their front doorsteps.
  • : Following new legislation in Qazaq Eli, Qazaqs refer to transgender people with insults instead of pronouns.
  • : Following new legislation in Qazaq Eli, Altın Qıran is one of the most popular forenames in Qazaq Eli.
  • : Qazaq Eli was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Armed and the Top 10% for Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry.
  • : Qazaq Eli agreed to construct embassies between Turkic Union and Where Anyone Can Be Anything V2.
  • : Following new legislation in Qazaq Eli, wealthy pranksters dump refuse on unsuspecting citizens from up high.
  • : Following new legislation in Qazaq Eli, the population's jaw muscles put sharks to shame.
  • : Following new legislation in Qazaq Eli, preservative-laden Qazaq cheeses will be as edible when archaeologists dig them up next millennium.
  • : Following new legislation in Qazaq Eli, a surprisingly large portion of the national budget is allocated to purchasing MMORPG "Elite Gold Loot Boxes".

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