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Rudest Citizens: 573rd Most Subsidized Industry: 796th Largest Retail Industry: 849th
The Memleket of
Capitalist Paradise
Ulı Dala Eli
Nursultan Nazarbayev
Eminence Grise
Civil Rights
Political Freedom
Very Good

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Qazaq Eli

Population7.864 billion

LeaderNursultan Nazarbayev

CurrencyQazaq Teńge
AnimalAltın Qıran

The Memleket of Qazaq Eli is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Nursultan Nazarbayev with an even hand, and renowned for its infamous sell-swords, frequent executions, and otherworldly petting zoo. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 7.864 billion Qazaqs are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The relatively small, corrupt, pro-business government prioritizes Industry, although Education, Defense, and Public Transport are also considered important, while Welfare and Spirituality aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Astana. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 35.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Qazaq economy, worth a remarkable 1,960 trillion Qazaq Teńges a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Retail, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 249,354 Qazaq Teńges, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 879,532 per year while the poor average 51,139, a ratio of 17.2 to 1.

Stealing from a clothesline is a serious offence, homeowners on prime real estate have been seen dodging giant bulldozers with cartoon characters painted on them, married couples must call each other "darling" or risk a fine, and teenage male videogamers often suffer repetitive strain wrist injuries. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. Qazaq Eli's national animal is the Altın Qıran, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Tengrism.

Qazaq Eli is ranked 21,878th in the world and 6th in Turkic Union for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 4,721.92 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.

Rudest Citizens: 573rdMost Subsidized Industry: 796thLargest Retail Industry: 849thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 910thLargest Gambling Industry: 1,217thLargest Black Market: 1,296thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,631stHighest Crime Rates: 1,681stMost Armed: 1,812thFattest Citizens: 1,871stTop
Highest Wealthy Incomes: 1,952ndMost Rebellious Youth: 2,333rdHighest Average Incomes: 2,605thMost Avoided: 2,837thLargest Publishing Industry: 2,867thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 2,998thHighest Disposable Incomes: 3,024thMost Scientifically Advanced: 3,388thMost Efficient Economies: 4,379thLargest Information Technology Sector: 4,404thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 4,795thMost Corrupt Governments: 4,842ndHighest Economic Output: 5,223rdLargest Manufacturing Sector: 5,329thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 5,687thSmartest Citizens: 7,840thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 7,858thHighest Drug Use: 7,934thMost Cultured: 8,065thMost Advanced Public Transport: 8,649thTop
Most Pro-Market: 9,412thLargest Governments: 12,307thMost Secular: 12,663rdMost Advanced Public Education: 13,060thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 13,972ndMost Inclusive: 14,779thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 15,066th
Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Armed: 1st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionHighest Drug Use: 1st in the regionRudest Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionLargest Black Market: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Inclusive: 1st in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1st in the regionTop
Largest Information Technology Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Populations: 2nd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 2nd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Secular: 2nd in the regionMost Influential: 2nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Qazaq Eli was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Fattest Citizens.
  • : Qazaq Eli was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Fattest Citizens.
  • : Qazaq Eli was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Fattest Citizens.
  • : Qazaq Eli was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Fattest Citizens.
  • : Qazaq Eli agreed to construct embassies between Turkic Union and Non Aligned Union.
  • : Qazaq Eli agreed to construct embassies between Turkic Union and NO LILY.
  • : Qazaq Eli lodged a message on the Turkic Union Regional Message Board.
  • : Qazaq Eli changed its national currency to "Qazaq Teńge".
  • : Qazaq Eli was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Fattest Citizens.
  • : Qazaq Eli was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Developed.


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