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Rudest Citizens: 310thLargest Retail Industry: 354thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 363rd
The Memleket of
New York Times Democracy
Sabaqtastyq, Ádildik, Órleŭ
Qasym-Jomart Toqaev
Influence
Superpower
Founder
Region
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Superb

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Qazaq Eli

Population12.467 billion

CapitalAstana
LeaderQasym-Jomart Toqaev
FaithSecularism

CurrencyQazaq Teńge
AnimalQyran qus

The Memleket of Qazaq Eli is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Qasym-Jomart Toqaev with a fair hand, and notable for its rum-swilling pirates, free-roaming dinosaurs, and daily referendums. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 12.467 billion Qazaqs enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The relatively small, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Astana. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 46.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Qazaq economy, worth a remarkable 4,550 trillion Qazaq Teńges a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Retail, and Soda Sales. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 364,970 Qazaq Teńges, with the richest citizens earning 9.5 times as much as the poorest.

Cooking with water and baking soda is considered patent infringement, only the rich can afford the latest medical innovations, all government communication requires the imprimatur of the Truth Police, and distrust of taps has many people bathing only with bottled mineral water. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Qazaq Eli's national animal is the Qyran qus, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Secularism.

Qazaq Eli is ranked 208,634th in the world and 11th in Turkic Union for Safest, scoring 3.6 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.

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Rudest Citizens: 310thLargest Retail Industry: 354thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 363rdMost Subsidized Industry: 397thMost Efficient Economies: 504thMost Armed: 675thLargest Black Market: 710thLargest Gambling Industry: 799thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 844thFattest Citizens: 907thHighest Average Incomes: 1,041stLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,379thHighest Crime Rates: 1,464thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1,666thMost Avoided: 1,694thHighest Disposable Incomes: 1,846thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1,941stHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1,946thMost Rebellious Youth: 1,954thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,976thLargest Publishing Industry: 2,044thHighest Economic Output: 2,094thTop
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Highest Wealthy Incomes: 2,223rdMost Corrupt Governments: 2,379thLargest Information Technology Sector: 2,688thMost Scientifically Advanced: 2,720thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 3,045thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 3,948thLargest Insurance Industry: 4,067thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 4,285thSmartest Citizens: 4,865thMost Advanced Public Transport: 4,960thLargest Governments: 5,665thMost Advanced Public Education: 7,123rdHighest Poor Incomes: 8,246thMost Cultured: 9,374thTop
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Most Inclusive: 10,566thHighest Drug Use: 15,466thMost Influential: 16,593rdMost Stationary: 16,729thMost Secular: 18,756thLargest Populations: 19,277th
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Smartest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionRudest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Armed: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 1st in the regionMost Influential: 1st in the regionLargest Black Market: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionMost Stationary: 1st in the regionHighest Drug Use: 1st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 1st in the regionMost Inclusive: 1st in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 1st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Qazaq Eli revoked posting privileges on the Turkic Union Regional Message Board from nations in embassy regions.
  • : Following new legislation in Qazaq Eli, distrust of taps has many people bathing only with bottled mineral water.
  • : Qazaq Eli lodged a message on the Turkic Union Regional Message Board.
  • : Qazaq Eli lodged a message on the The south India Regional Message Board.
  • : Following new legislation in Qazaq Eli, all government communication requires the imprimatur of the Truth Police.
  • : Following new legislation in Qazaq Eli, only the rich can afford the latest medical innovations.
  • : Following new legislation in Qazaq Eli, cooking with water and baking soda is considered patent infringement.
  • : Following new legislation in Qazaq Eli, owners of man-portable particle accelerator backpacks are advised not to cross the streams.
  • : Following new legislation in Qazaq Eli, playing an online nation simulation game legally obliges you to buy the creator's latest novel.
  • : Following new legislation in Qazaq Eli, the writing style of religious hymns often changes mid-stanza.

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