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Largest Retail Industry: 203rdRudest Citizens: 229thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 238th
The Memleket of
Capitalist Paradise
Sabaqtastyq, Ädıldık, Örleu
Qasym-Jomart Toqaev
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Qazaq Eli

Population14.846 billion

LeaderQasym-Jomart Toqaev

CurrencyQazaq Teńge
AnimalQyran qus

The Memleket of Qazaq Eli is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Qasym-Jomart Toqaev with a fair hand, and remarkable for its deadly medical pandemics, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and pith helmet sales. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 14.846 billion Qazaqs are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The relatively small, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Astana. The average income tax rate is 66.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Qazaq economy, worth a remarkable 6,539 trillion Qazaq Teńges a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Retail, and Soda Sales. Average income is an amazing 440,472 Qazaq Teńges, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.8 times as much as the poorest.

Sleep-deprived officials are known to collapse after late night revision for their examinations, textbooks are exactly twice as heavy as they used to be, going on a diet invalidates your passport, and citizens can be frequently spotted going about their business stark naked. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Qazaq Eli's national animal is the Qyran qus, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Secularism.

Qazaq Eli is ranked 910th in the world and 1st in Turkic Union for Largest Manufacturing Sector, scoring 85,602.12 on the Gooback-Jerbs Productivity Index.

Largest Retail Industry: 203rdRudest Citizens: 229thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 238thMost Subsidized Industry: 275thMost Efficient Economies: 376thLargest Black Market: 399thLargest Gambling Industry: 494thMost Armed: 544thHighest Average Incomes: 548thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 629thFattest Citizens: 702ndLargest Manufacturing Sector: 910thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 979thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,087thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,219thHighest Economic Output: 1,295thHighest Poor Incomes: 1,341stLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1,406thHighest Crime Rates: 1,430thMost Rebellious Youth: 1,596thLargest Publishing Industry: 1,680thMost Corrupt Governments: 1,693rdMost Avoided: 1,765thMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,946thLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,991stHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2,052ndTop
Most Advanced Defense Forces: 2,374thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2,626thLargest Insurance Industry: 2,769thHighest Disposable Incomes: 2,934thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 3,467thLargest Governments: 3,680thMost Advanced Public Transport: 3,859thSmartest Citizens: 4,163rdMost Patriotic: 5,606thLargest Agricultural Sector: 6,366thMost Advanced Public Education: 6,432ndMost Cultured: 6,466thMost Inclusive: 8,365thTop
Most Valuable International Artwork: 10,992ndMost Stationary: 14,020thMost Influential: 14,106thHighest Food Quality: 16,963rdLargest Populations: 18,030thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 18,177thMost Secular: 19,479th
Highest Economic Output: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Armed: 1st in the regionMost Influential: 1st in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 1st in the regionRudest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 1st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Stationary: 1st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 1st in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Governments: 1st in the regionMost Inclusive: 1st in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Black Market: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 1st in the region

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