by Max Barry

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Rudest Citizens: 686th Most Subsidized Industry: 800th Largest Soda Pop Sector: 907th
The Memleket of
Capitalist Paradise
Ulı Dala Eli
Nursultan Nazarbayev
Eminence Grise
Civil Rights
Very Good
Political Freedom
Very Good

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Qazaq Eli

Population8.93 billion

LeaderNursultan Nazarbayev

CurrencyQazaq Teńge
AnimalAltın Qıran

The Memleket of Qazaq Eli is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by Nursultan Nazarbayev with an even hand, and notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 8.93 billion Qazaqs are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The relatively small, corrupt, pro-business government prioritizes Industry, with Education, Defense, and Public Transport also on the agenda, while Welfare and Spirituality are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Astana. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 34.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Qazaq economy, worth a remarkable 2,254 trillion Qazaq Teńges a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Retail, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 252,490 Qazaq Teńges, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 879,772 per year while the poor average 52,759, a ratio of 16.7 to 1.

It's best not to ask what goes into Astana Fried Chicken's secret blend of herbs and spices, wood-framed catapults are ready to launch diseased corpses into besieged cities, the nation's universities are often mistaken for foreign embassies, and drivers regularly pull over for nonexistent police cars. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Qazaq Eli's national animal is the Altın Qıran, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Tengrism.

Qazaq Eli is ranked 907th in the world and 1st in Turkic Union for Largest Soda Pop Sector, scoring 18,444.05 on the Addison-Fukk Productivity Rating.

Rudest Citizens: 686thMost Subsidized Industry: 800thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 907thLargest Retail Industry: 1,029thLargest Gambling Industry: 1,070thLargest Black Market: 1,282ndHighest Crime Rates: 1,499thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,576thMost Armed: 1,635thTop
Fattest Citizens: 1,794thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1,891stMost Rebellious Youth: 2,239thHighest Average Incomes: 2,599thMost Avoided: 2,600thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 2,717thHighest Disposable Incomes: 2,743rdLargest Publishing Industry: 2,798thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 3,436thMost Scientifically Advanced: 3,602ndMost Efficient Economies: 4,113thHighest Economic Output: 4,609thLargest Information Technology Sector: 4,613thMost Corrupt Governments: 4,669thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 5,084thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 5,153rdMost Advanced Public Transport: 7,502ndLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 7,680thHighest Drug Use: 8,011thSmartest Citizens: 8,152ndMost Cultured: 8,322ndTop
Most Pro-Market: 9,200thLargest Governments: 11,951stHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 12,055thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 12,789thMost Secular: 12,937thMost Advanced Public Education: 12,942ndMost Inclusive: 12,962nd
Highest Disposable Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Black Market: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionMost Inclusive: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionMost Influential: 1st in the regionRudest Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionMost Armed: 1st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 1st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 1st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 1st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the region

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