by Max Barry

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Largest Agricultural Sector: 637th Most Rebellious Youth: 1,241st Most Cheerful Citizens: 1,265th
The Democratic Republic of
Left-Leaning College State
Don't risk it all unless you are willing to lose it all
Joe Phoney-Baloney Fuzwalt
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Population10.082 billion

LeaderJoe Phoney-Baloney Fuzwalt

AnimalPeregrine Falcon

The Democratic Republic of Qazahnir is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Joe Phoney-Baloney Fuzwalt with an even hand, and renowned for its keen interest in outer space, free-roaming dinosaurs, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 10.082 billion Qazahnirians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The medium-sized, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kweylia. The average income tax rate is 92.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Qazahnirian economy, worth a remarkable 2,190 trillion dollars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 217,232 dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.0 times as much as the poorest.

The Qazahnirian Intelligence Agency has put 'Project Quantum Refrigerator' on hold indefinitely, standing on a chair to reach a top shelf is seen as evidence of narcissistic personality disorder, older citizens lament over the loss of law and order, and toddlers are wielding machine guns in the name of national defense. Crime is totally unknown. Qazahnir's national animal is the Peregrine Falcon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Qazahnir is ranked 73,511th in the world and 3,218th in Osiris for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 999.43 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.

Largest Agricultural Sector: 637thMost Rebellious Youth: 1,241stMost Cheerful Citizens: 1,265thLeast Corrupt Governments: 1,580thTop
Best Weather: 1,731stLongest Average Lifespans: 1,768thMost Cultured: 2,117thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2,154thMost Inclusive: 2,228thMost Beautiful Environments: 2,262ndSafest: 2,301stNicest Citizens: 2,534thHealthiest Citizens: 2,779thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2,785thMost Developed: 3,108thMost Compassionate Citizens: 3,439thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 3,574thMost Scientifically Advanced: 3,944thLargest Governments: 4,078thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 4,082ndMost Subsidized Industry: 4,158thMost Efficient Economies: 4,175thMost Pacifist: 4,244thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 4,266thMost Advanced Public Education: 4,270thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 4,369thHighest Average Incomes: 4,483rdSmartest Citizens: 4,570thLargest Publishing Industry: 5,266thHighest Economic Output: 5,476thLargest Retail Industry: 5,595thHighest Poor Incomes: 5,793rdHighest Average Tax Rates: 6,180thMost Advanced Public Transport: 6,949thLowest Crime Rates: 7,127thLargest Information Technology Sector: 7,624thNudest: 8,111thTop
Largest Welfare Programs: 11,082ndHighest Wealthy Incomes: 12,409thHighest Drug Use: 14,284th
Largest Agricultural Sector: 24th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 38th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 46th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 50th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 59th in the regionBest Weather: 59th in the regionMost Inclusive: 63rd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 69th in the regionTop
Most Cultured: 73rd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 78th in the regionNicest Citizens: 91st in the regionMost Developed: 97th in the regionSafest: 102nd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 113th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 118th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 140th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 160th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 167th in the regionLargest Governments: 172nd in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 176th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 177th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 185th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 187th in the regionMost Pacifist: 202nd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 204th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 204th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 224th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 234th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 239th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 264th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 293rd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 317th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 345th in the regionTop
Largest Information Technology Sector: 363rd in the regionNudest: 365th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 372nd in the regionHighest Drug Use: 462nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 488th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 576th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 589th in the regionLargest Populations: 628th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 633rd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Qazahnir was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Rudest Citizens.
  • : Qazahnir was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Least Corrupt Governments and the Top 5% for Nudest.
  • : Qazahnir was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Information Technology Sector.
  • : Qazahnir's influence in Osiris rose from "Nipper" to "Minnow".
  • : Qazahnir altered its national flag.
  • : Following new legislation in Qazahnir, toddlers are wielding machine guns in the name of national defense.
  • : Following new legislation in Qazahnir, older citizens lament over the loss of law and order.
  • : Following new legislation in Qazahnir, standing on a chair to reach a top shelf is seen as evidence of narcissistic personality disorder.
  • : Following new legislation in Qazahnir, the Qazahnirian Intelligence Agency has put 'Project Quantum Refrigerator' on hold indefinitely.
  • : Following new legislation in Qazahnir, young criminals are told they'll go to bed without supper if they do it again.


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