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Most Income Equality: 8,749th Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 11,008th Most Primitive: 12,249th
The Free Land of
Left-wing Utopia
GO AWAY!!!!!!
Influence
Unproven
Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
Struggling
Political Freedom
Superb

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Qawsedrftgyhujikolp

Population10 million

CurrencyClam Shell
AnimalWhat

The Free Land of Qawsedrftgyhujikolp is a tiny, safe nation, renowned for its frequent executions, state-planned economy, and stringent health and safety legislation. The democratic, devout population of 10 million Qawsedrftgyhujikolpians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The medium-sized, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 45.2%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The struggling Qawsedrftgyhujikolpian economy, worth 201 billion Clam Shells a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Basket Weaving. Average income is 20,105 Clam Shells, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Fashion magazine covers finally display realistic body images following photo-manipulation becoming illegal, depression sinks in after each election when voters realize they are stuck with these people for years, citizens receive notices of disenfranchisement along with their parking tickets, and confessions don't count if suffixed with "izzle". Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Qawsedrftgyhujikolp's national animal is the What, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Qawsedrftgyhujikolp is ranked 41,348th in the world and 1,736th in the South Pacific for Highest Drug Use, scoring 85.2 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.

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Most Income Equality: 8,749thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 11,008thMost Primitive: 12,249th
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Most Income Equality: 363rd in the regionMost Primitive: 593rd in the regionMost Politically Free: 603rd in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 625th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Qawsedrftgyhujikolp, confessions don't count if suffixed with "izzle".
  • : Following new legislation in Qawsedrftgyhujikolp, citizens receive notices of disenfranchisement along with their parking tickets.
  • : Following new legislation in Qawsedrftgyhujikolp, depression sinks in after each election when voters realize they are stuck with these people for years.
  • : Following new legislation in Qawsedrftgyhujikolp, fashion magazine covers finally display realistic body images following photo-manipulation becoming illegal.
  • : Following new legislation in Qawsedrftgyhujikolp, grandparents tell young ones tales of the good old days when people had cake on their birthday.
  • : Following new legislation in Qawsedrftgyhujikolp, a government program is underway to revitalize Qawsedrftgyhujikolp's beaches.
  • : Following new legislation in Qawsedrftgyhujikolp, a large concrete wall is being built around the country's borders.
  • : Following new legislation in Qawsedrftgyhujikolp, the government's religious works are headed by a New Age guru.
  • : Following new legislation in Qawsedrftgyhujikolp, college students make ends meet by selling their kidneys.
  • : Following new legislation in Qawsedrftgyhujikolp, preschoolers practice disarming active shooters before naptime.

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