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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 85thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 110thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 164th
The Fascist Reich of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Wir werden die Welt im Feuer reinigen!
Reichsführer Pyro
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Population7.374 billion

LeaderReichsführer Pyro


The Fascist Reich of Pyromany is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Reichsführer Pyro with an iron fist, and renowned for its infamous sell-swords, pith helmet sales, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 7.374 billion Pyromannians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Law & Order, Industry, and Spirituality are also considered important, while Welfare and Social Policy are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Pyrostag. The average income tax rate is 95.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Pyromannian economy, worth a remarkable 3,689 trillion Flames a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Beef-Based Agriculture. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is a breathtaking 500,308 Flames, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

Space has been brought down to earth with constellations of cancer cases across Pyromany, ghost regiments exist only on paper, professionals are ready to retire by the time they receive permission to use their credentials, and the meaning of life was recently discovered in the patch notes for Version 1.42. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Pyromany's national animal is the Cardinal, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Christianity.

Pyromany is ranked 2,377th in the world and 12th in Confederation of Corrupt Dictators for Rudest Citizens, with 217.85 Insults Per Minute.

Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 85thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 110thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 164thLargest Agricultural Sector: 182ndLargest Mining Sector: 191stMost Devout: 241stMost Advanced Defense Forces: 257thMost Corrupt Governments: 280thHighest Average Incomes: 318thHighest Poor Incomes: 329thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 403rdMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 414thLargest Black Market: 471stMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 555thMost Avoided: 639thLargest Insurance Industry: 917thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1,035thLowest Crime Rates: 1,076thLargest Governments: 1,656thRudest Citizens: 2,377thTop
Most Efficient Economies: 2,689thLargest Retail Industry: 2,884thMost Ignorant Citizens: 3,002ndHighest Wealthy Incomes: 3,105thHighest Economic Output: 3,472ndLargest Gambling Industry: 3,533rdMost Valuable International Artwork: 3,641stMost Subsidized Industry: 3,756thMost Advanced Public Transport: 3,862ndHighest Average Tax Rates: 4,469thLongest Average Lifespans: 8,109thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 11,262ndTop
Largest Information Technology Sector: 14,828thMost Scientifically Advanced: 17,302ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 21,953rd
Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Devout: 2nd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 3rd in the regionTop
Largest Black Market: 4th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 4th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 4th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 4th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 5th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 5th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 5th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 5th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 6th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 7th in the regionMost Avoided: 8th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 9th in the regionLargest Governments: 9th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 10th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 11th in the regionRudest Citizens: 12th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 13th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 15th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 15th in the regionTop
Most Subsidized Industry: 16th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 18th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 19th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 19th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 24th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 27th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 30th in the region

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