The Fascist Reich of Pyromany is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Reichsführer Pyro with an iron fist, and renowned for its infamous sell-swords, pith helmet sales, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 7.374 billion Pyromannians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Law & Order, Industry, and Spirituality are also considered important, while Welfare and Social Policy are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Pyrostag. The average income tax rate is 95.7%.
The frighteningly efficient Pyromannian economy, worth a remarkable 3,689 trillion Flames a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Beef-Based Agriculture. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is a breathtaking 500,308 Flames, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.
Space has been brought down to earth with constellations of cancer cases across Pyromany, ghost regiments exist only on paper, professionals are ready to retire by the time they receive permission to use their credentials, and the meaning of life was recently discovered in the patch notes for Version 1.42. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Pyromany's national animal is the Cardinal, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Christianity.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Pyromany was endorsed by The Shadow Cult of Jocospor.
- : Pyromany's influence in Confederation of Corrupt Dictators rose from "Nipper" to "Minnow".
- : Pyromany's influence in Confederation of Corrupt Dictators rose from "Newcomer" to "Nipper".
- : Pyromany was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most World Assembly Endorsements.
- : Pyromany was endorsed by The Allied Conglomerates of The Yeetusa.
- : Pyromany's influence in Confederation of Corrupt Dictators rose from "Hatchling" to "Newcomer".
- : Pyromany was endorsed by The Dictatorship of Panthera Order.
- : Pyromany's influence in Confederation of Corrupt Dictators rose from "Unproven" to "Hatchling".
- : Pyromany voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Blood Donation Safety and Equality Act".
- : Pyromany's influence in Confederation of Corrupt Dictators rose from "Zero" to "Unproven".