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Largest Black Market: 3,555thLargest Populations: 4,484thLargest Mining Sector: 4,843rd
The Barney and Friends Disaster of
Moralistic Democracy
Mood: Purple Freakin' Dinosaur
Influence
Squire
Region
Civil Rights
Few
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Some

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PurpleDinosaur

Population24.78 billion

CapitalHug City
LeaderBarney
FaithVioletism

CurrencyHug
AnimalPuppy

The Barney and Friends Disaster of PurpleDinosaur is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Barney with an even hand, and renowned for its frequent executions, smutty television, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 24.78 billion PurpleDinosaurians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hug City. The average income tax rate is 69.0%.

The frighteningly efficient PurpleDinosaurian economy, worth a remarkable 2,702 trillion Hugs a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Retail, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 109,051 Hugs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.4 times as much as the poorest.

Vehicular homicide by PurpleDinosaurian ambassadors is a leading cause of death throughout the world's capital cities, the wearing and manufacture of fur apparel is banned, new government leaflets tell coeliac children to eat more crisps, and suspicious glow-in-the-dark wasps remain a source of terror and awe. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. PurpleDinosaur's national animal is the Puppy, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Violetism.

PurpleDinosaur is ranked 214,582nd in the world and 27th in Taijitu for Most Inclusive, scoring 34.2 on the Mandela-Wollstonecraft Non-Discrimination Index.

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Largest Black Market: 3,555thLargest Populations: 4,484thLargest Mining Sector: 4,843rdHighest Economic Output: 5,789thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 7,893rdMost Avoided: 9,332ndMost Subsidized Industry: 10,562ndTop
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Most Corrupt Governments: 12,113thMost Secular: 12,583rdLargest Manufacturing Sector: 14,956thLargest Retail Industry: 15,211thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 15,375thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 16,027thMost Stationary: 17,014thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 17,130thMost Efficient Economies: 18,066thMost Developed: 19,166thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 20,053rdMost Advanced Public Education: 22,368th
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Most Subsidized Industry: 3rd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : PurpleDinosaur was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Extensive Public Healthcare.
  • : PurpleDinosaur was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Extensive Public Healthcare.
  • : PurpleDinosaur was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Extensive Public Healthcare.
  • : PurpleDinosaur was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Corrupt Governments.
  • : PurpleDinosaur was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Extensive Public Healthcare.
  • : PurpleDinosaur was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Corrupt Governments.
  • : PurpleDinosaur was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Advanced Public Education.
  • : PurpleDinosaur was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Extensive Public Healthcare.
  • : PurpleDinosaur was struck by a Mk IV (Pacifier) Cure Missile from The Lady of Nai, curing 108 million infected.
  • : PurpleDinosaur was struck by a Mk IV (Pacifier) Cure Missile from The Lady of Nai, curing 299 million infected.

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