The Principality of Purple Rain 70 is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Prince with an iron fist, and remarkable for its parental licensing program, disturbing lack of elderly people, and ritual sacrifices. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 5.84 billion Purple Rain 70ians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of St Paul. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 69.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Purple Rain 70ian economy, worth a remarkable 1,375 trillion baht a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Woodchip Exports, and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 235,598 baht, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 815,253 per year while the poor average 49,750, a ratio of 16.4 to 1.

National stress about the waning heir-line is causing a rise in alopecia, the overhead luggage compartment is often full, a newly discovered small mammal's name translates into Purple Rain 70ian as 'your finger, you fool', and burnt-out forty-foot-tall wicker men dot the countryside. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Purple Rain 70's national animal is the sheep, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Love Symbol.

Purple Rain 70 is ranked 9,831^st in the world and 163^rd in NationStates for Lowest Crime Rates, with 101.41 law-abiding acts per hour.