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Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 261stHighest Crime Rates: 288thMost Armed: 289th
The Not a Very Holy Place of
Compulsory Consumerist State
I am will the best crimes
Influence
Sprat
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

Overview Policies People Government Economy Rank Trend Cards

Pure Crime

Population2.461 billion

CapitalFlint
LeaderNerdy Criminal
FaithCrime

CurrencyGold
AnimalGrand Dads

The Not a Very Holy Place of Pure Crime is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Nerdy Criminal with an iron fist, and renowned for its flagrant waste-dumping, pith helmet sales, and unlimited-speed roads. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 2.461 billion criminals are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business, well-organized government, or what there is of one, is primarily concerned with Defense, with Industry also on the agenda, while Law & Order and Welfare receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Flint. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 2.0%.

The frighteningly efficient a criminal economy, worth 372 trillion Golds a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Soda Sales, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an impressive 151,291 Golds, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,392,440 per year while the poor average 1,678, a ratio of 829 to 1.

Foragers descend on national cemeteries for 'all-you-can-dig-up' extravaganzas, sanitary products are sold in brown paper at hairdressers' salons, celebrity wrestlers thumb their nose at due process, and the booming slave trade is now government-funded. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Pure Crime's national animal is the Grand Dads, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Crime.

Pure Crime is ranked 1,968th in the world and 9th in New Western Empire for Most Secular, with 99.09 Atheism Rate.

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Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 261stHighest Crime Rates: 288thMost Armed: 289thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 581stHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1,092ndMost Avoided: 1,098thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1,172ndFattest Citizens: 1,211thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1,277thMost Ignorant Citizens: 1,573rdLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1,640thLargest Retail Industry: 1,798thMost Secular: 1,968thMost Rebellious Youth: 2,389thTop
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Highest Disposable Incomes: 2,970thLargest Mining Sector: 3,284thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 3,756thRudest Citizens: 4,069thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 6,207thLargest Gambling Industry: 6,423rdLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 9,197thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 11,038thMost Valuable International Artwork: 11,795thMost Corrupt Governments: 12,017thTop
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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 12,313thHighest Average Incomes: 13,886thMost Pro-Market: 18,531stLargest Insurance Industry: 19,905thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 20,620thLargest Agricultural Sector: 21,653rdHighest Drug Use: 22,758thMost Efficient Economies: 22,894th
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Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 2nd in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 2nd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2nd in the regionMost Armed: 2nd in the regionTop
5%
Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 3rd in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 3rd in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 4th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 5th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 5th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 5th in the regionFattest Citizens: 6th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 6th in the regionMost Avoided: 7th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 8th in the regionMost Secular: 9th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 10th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 10th in the regionTop
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Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 11th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 11th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 11th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 14th in the regionMost Extreme: 19th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Pure Crime, the booming slave trade is now government-funded.
  • : Following new legislation in Pure Crime, celebrity wrestlers thumb their nose at due process.
  • : Following new legislation in Pure Crime, sanitary products are sold in brown paper at hairdressers' salons.
  • : Following new legislation in Pure Crime, foragers descend on national cemeteries for 'all-you-can-dig-up' extravaganzas.
  • : Following new legislation in Pure Crime, court verdicts are predictable to within a hundredth of a percentage point.
  • : Following new legislation in Pure Crime, kids are exceptionally good at digging holes.
  • : Following new legislation in Pure Crime, truancy levels are on the rise ever since school registers were banned.
  • : Pure Crime was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector.
  • : Pure Crime was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Efficient Economies.
  • : Following new legislation in Pure Crime, schoolchildren learn an R-rated version of "Head, Shoulders, Knees and Toes".

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