Population | 12.384 billion |
Capital | Goldsville |
Leader | Sheik Abdul Amin Kaissie |
Faith | The Cult of Lee |
Currency | bolt |
Animal | wolf |
The Sultanate of Puraykinia is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Sheik Abdul Amin Kaissie with an iron fist, and remarkable for its aversion to nipples, free-roaming dinosaurs, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 12.384 billion Puraykinians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The enormous, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government prioritizes Administration, with Industry and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Welfare is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Goldsville. The average income tax rate is 96.9%.
The frighteningly efficient Puraykinian economy, worth a remarkable 3,345 trillion bolts a year, is quite specialized and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Uranium Mining, Arms Manufacturing, Retail, and Woodchip Exports. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 270,150 bolts, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.
Students abandon classrooms for online education, anyone can get ahead in life if they want to, the government is making attempts at curtailing the flood of spam emails with little progress, and typing Sheik Abdul Amin Kaissie's name into a search engine always gives zero matches. Crime is pervasive, possibly because it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many regulations. Puraykinia's national animal is the wolf, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is The Cult of Lee.
Puraykinia is ranked 305,221st in the world and 75th in The Eternal Order for Lowest Crime Rates, with 10.65 law-abiding acts per hour.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Puraykinia, typing Sheik Abdul Amin Kaissie's name into a search engine always gives zero matches.
- : Following new legislation in Puraykinia, the government is making attempts at curtailing the flood of spam emails with little progress.
- : Following new legislation in Puraykinia, anyone can get ahead in life if they want to.
- : Following new legislation in Puraykinia, students abandon classrooms for online education.
- : Puraykinia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Authoritarian.
- : Following new legislation in Puraykinia, parking lots are littered with coffee cups and doughnut crumbs.
- : Following new legislation in Puraykinia, deceased politicians' MyFace profiles are unanimously pro-incumbent.
- : Following new legislation in Puraykinia, police and sick people alike fear the Day of Rest as all institutions are forced to shut down.
- : Following new legislation in Puraykinia, the banhammer is a standard police sidearm.
- : Puraykinia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Rudest Citizens.