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Most Subsidized Industry: 73rdMost Corrupt Governments: 282ndLargest Mining Sector: 284th
The Sultanate of
Psychotic Dictatorship
KA-RA-TAY!
Influence
Truckler
Civil Rights
Few
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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Puraykinia

Population12.384 billion

CapitalGoldsville
LeaderSheik Abdul Amin Kaissie
FaithThe Cult of Lee

Currencybolt
Animalwolf

The Sultanate of Puraykinia is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Sheik Abdul Amin Kaissie with an iron fist, and remarkable for its aversion to nipples, free-roaming dinosaurs, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 12.384 billion Puraykinians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government prioritizes Administration, with Industry and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Welfare is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Goldsville. The average income tax rate is 96.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Puraykinian economy, worth a remarkable 3,345 trillion bolts a year, is quite specialized and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Uranium Mining, Arms Manufacturing, Retail, and Woodchip Exports. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 270,150 bolts, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

Students abandon classrooms for online education, anyone can get ahead in life if they want to, the government is making attempts at curtailing the flood of spam emails with little progress, and typing Sheik Abdul Amin Kaissie's name into a search engine always gives zero matches. Crime is pervasive, possibly because it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many regulations. Puraykinia's national animal is the wolf, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is The Cult of Lee.

Puraykinia is ranked 305,221st in the world and 75th in The Eternal Order for Lowest Crime Rates, with 10.65 law-abiding acts per hour.

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Most Subsidized Industry: 73rdMost Corrupt Governments: 282ndLargest Mining Sector: 284thMost Avoided: 551stFattest Citizens: 593rdMost Ignorant Citizens: 656thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 767thMost Devout: 874thLargest Black Market: 925thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1,156thMost Efficient Economies: 1,393rdMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,411thHighest Crime Rates: 2,314thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 3,044thTop
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Largest Retail Industry: 3,909thHighest Average Tax Rates: 3,959thHighest Average Incomes: 4,070thHighest Poor Incomes: 4,180thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 5,456thLargest Governments: 5,527thMost Valuable International Artwork: 5,582ndLargest Soda Pop Sector: 6,090thHighest Economic Output: 6,185thMost Advanced Public Transport: 7,177thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 9,403rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 12,282ndMost Authoritarian: 13,174thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 13,814thNudest: 13,893rdHighest Wealthy Incomes: 13,942ndMost Advanced Public Education: 14,611thTop
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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 15,898thMost Patriotic: 16,145thMost Armed: 18,238thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 23,515th
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Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 1st in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Devout: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionLargest Black Market: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 2nd in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 2nd in the regionLargest Governments: 2nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 2nd in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 2nd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2nd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 2nd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2nd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2nd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2nd in the regionFattest Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 3rd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 3rd in the regionLargest Populations: 3rd in the regionMost Stationary: 3rd in the regionTop
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Largest Soda Pop Sector: 4th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 4th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 5th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Puraykinia, typing Sheik Abdul Amin Kaissie's name into a search engine always gives zero matches.
  • : Following new legislation in Puraykinia, the government is making attempts at curtailing the flood of spam emails with little progress.
  • : Following new legislation in Puraykinia, anyone can get ahead in life if they want to.
  • : Following new legislation in Puraykinia, students abandon classrooms for online education.
  • : Puraykinia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Authoritarian.
  • : Following new legislation in Puraykinia, parking lots are littered with coffee cups and doughnut crumbs.
  • : Following new legislation in Puraykinia, deceased politicians' MyFace profiles are unanimously pro-incumbent.
  • : Following new legislation in Puraykinia, police and sick people alike fear the Day of Rest as all institutions are forced to shut down.
  • : Following new legislation in Puraykinia, the banhammer is a standard police sidearm.
  • : Puraykinia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Rudest Citizens.

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