The Other Potatopelago of Puppet of Potatopelago is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Some random guy who worships potatoes with an iron fist, and remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, frequent executions, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 1.556 billion Potatopelagoans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Law & Order, Spirituality, and Administration are also considered important, while Welfare and Environment receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tallinn. The average income tax rate is 39.7%.

The sizeable but inefficient Potatopelagic economy, worth 83.3 trillion Paktontas a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is 53,560 Paktontas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.5 times as much as the poorest.

Internet moderators work overtime to remove memes comparing Some random guy who worships potatoes to cartoon bears, card players are calling the government's bluff on anti-gambling legislation, families waiting for delayed pipe installations hope daily for rain, and owning a really cute pet is grounds for immediate investigation. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force. Puppet of Potatopelago's national animal is the Potato Partridge, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Potatoes.

Puppet of Potatopelago is ranked 286,085^th in the world and 2^nd in Potatopelago Region for Most Extensive Public Healthcare, scoring 519.19 on the Theresa-Nightingale Rating.