Population | 17.79 billion |
Capital | Ice Lands |
Leader | Caesar Clown |
Faith | ShuuuuuuuureWriter |
Currency | SAD |
Animal | Smiley |
The Oppressed Peoples of Punk Hazard is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Caesar Clown with an iron fist, and renowned for its ritual sacrifices, lack of airports, and avant-garde cinema. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 17.79 billion Punk Hazardians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.
The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Spirituality, and Industry also on the agenda, while Welfare and Environment aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ice Lands. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 63.8%.
The frighteningly efficient Punk Hazardian economy, worth a remarkable 4,428 trillion SADS a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Retail, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is an amazing 248,913 SADS, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,896,619 per year while the poor average 8,998, a ratio of 210 to 1.
The clergy of ShuuuuuuuureWriter remains a single-sex institution, psychological disorders are a taboo subject, the government invades its allies more than its enemies, and all music has been banned. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force. Punk Hazard's national animal is the Smiley, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is ShuuuuuuuureWriter.
Punk Hazard is ranked 74,045th in the world and 6th in TwitchPlaysPokemon for Most Stationary, with 637.82488345848 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Punk Hazard, all music has been banned.
- : Following new legislation in Punk Hazard, the government invades its allies more than its enemies.
- : Following new legislation in Punk Hazard, psychological disorders are a taboo subject.
- : Following new legislation in Punk Hazard, the clergy of ShuuuuuuuureWriter remains a single-sex institution.
- : Following new legislation in Punk Hazard, closed universities are currently being converted into McRonald's restaurants.
- : Following new legislation in Punk Hazard, maximum security Punk Hazardian subway stations inspire prison systems around the world.
- : Following new legislation in Punk Hazard, many believe that the only good Smiley is a dead Smiley.
- : Following new legislation in Punk Hazard, sports journals are full of uplifting puff-pieces on professional boxers.
- : Following new legislation in Punk Hazard, asthmatics can now suffer the effects of polluting chimneys from further away than ever before.
- : Following new legislation in Punk Hazard, being sent to collections is more dangerous than ever.