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Most Authoritarian: 4,738thMost Income Equality: 5,728thMost Cheerful Citizens: 17,334th
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Punished UMN

Population4.322 billion

CapitalThe Astral Plane
LeaderChaos God Kim Il-Sung
FaithEsoteric Songun-Thought

AnimalUN Sanctions

The Songun-Thought Projection of Punished UMN is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Chaos God Kim Il-Sung with an iron fist, and notable for its compulsory military service, state-planned economy, and stringent health and safety legislation. The cynical, devout population of 4.322 billion Astral Juche Entities are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized morass — juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Spirituality, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Astral Plane. The average income tax rate is 76.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but stagnant Punished UMNian economy, worth 48.5 trillion Laundered-monies a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Automobile Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Basket Weaving, Pizza Delivery, and Book Publishing. Average income is 11,217 Laundered-monies, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Chaos God Kim Il-Sung is the self-declared God of all Punished UMN, Chaos God Kim Il-Sung has just been declared ruler of Punished UMN in an international press conference, and all government facilities are built in the subterranean citadel of The Astral Plane. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Punished UMN's national animal is the UN Sanctions, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Esoteric Songun-Thought.

Punished UMN is ranked 159,689th in the world and 2nd in Vaporwave Paradise for Most Rebellious Youth, scoring -4 on the Stark-Dean Displacement Index.

Most Authoritarian: 4,738thMost Income Equality: 5,728thTop
Most Cheerful Citizens: 17,334thHighest Average Tax Rates: 18,982ndMost Extreme: 25,009thMost Pacifist: 25,606thMost Devout: 25,790th

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