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Most Authoritarian: 5,378thMost Income Equality: 5,822ndHighest Average Tax Rates: 19,137th
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Punished UMN

Population417 million


The Oppressed Peoples of Punished UMN is a huge, genial nation, renowned for its state-planned economy, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation. The cynical, devout population of 417 million Punished UMNians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, socially-minded, well-organized morass — juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Spirituality, and Education. The average income tax rate is 75.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but stagnant Punished UMNian economy, worth 4.56 trillion Posts a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Automobile Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Basket Weaving, Pizza Delivery, and Book Publishing. Average income is 10,942 Posts, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Punished UMN's national animal is the Post, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Punished UMN is ranked 181,744th in the world and 12th in Vaporwave Paradise for Nudest, with 60.75 Cheeks Per Square Mile.

Most Authoritarian: 5,378thMost Income Equality: 5,822ndTop
Highest Average Tax Rates: 19,137thMost Extreme: 20,279th
Most Income Equality: 1st in the region

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