The Kingdom of Pumpkinshire is a huge, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its otherworldly petting zoo, free-roaming dinosaurs, and pith helmet sales. The hard-working population of 525 million Pumpkonians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The medium-sized, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ashbourne. The average income tax rate is 24.2%.

The very strong Pumpkonian economy, worth 35.2 trillion galleons a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Furniture Restoration, Tourism, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 67,038 galleons, with the richest citizens earning 5.0 times as much as the poorest.

Debates on whether toilet seats should be left up or down are increasingly commonplace, children are brainwashed at a young age to accept "love and peace!" as a way of life, more than one company makes the board game Monopoly, and Pumpkinshire has designated Ashbourne as its capital city. Crime, especially youth-related, is well under control. Pumpkinshire's national animal is the black cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Pumpkinshire is ranked 257,495^th in the world and 284^th in Wintreath for Most Authoritarian, with 318.46 milliStalins.