The Halloween Lovers of Pumpkinland is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Tony Robinson with an even hand, and remarkable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, parental licensing program, and compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 21.282 billion Pumpkinlandians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Qamishli. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 79.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Pumpkinlandian economy, worth a remarkable 3,049 trillion Kuroes a year, is quite specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Tourism. Average income is an impressive 143,299 Kuroes, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 457,236 per year while the poor average 34,141, a ratio of 13.4 to 1.

Teenage girls worry that they'll be unpopular if their skirts aren't short enough, kids' party bags often contain candy and e-cigarettes, the 'sing-a-long with Tony Robinson' album is a popular souvenir, and executions often take hours as amateurs attempt to find veins. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Pumpkinland's national animal is the Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Pumpkinland is ranked 13,680^th in the world and 9^th in New Bilderberg Group for Lowest Crime Rates, with 95.66 law-abiding acts per hour.