Population | 4.605 billion |
Capital | Pumpkin Head |
Leader | Pumpkin Head the Legend |
Faith | Birbism |
Currency | Dollars |
Animal | emu |
The Definitely Not A Autocracy of PumpkinHeadTheLegend is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Pumpkin Head the Legend with an iron fist, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, triple-decker prams, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, cynical population of 4.605 billion Jackarooians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.
The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Pumpkin Head. The average income tax rate is 77.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient PumpkinHeadTheLegendian economy, worth 546 trillion Dollars a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Trout Farming. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 118,571 Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
In coastal waters there are fifteen salvage divers per dead man's chest (yo ho ho), school plays were recently banned due to concerns of child endangerment, citizens can only enjoy the splendor of the natural world in designated 'Majesty Appreciation' zones, and Pumpkin Head the Legend claims to be the epitome of family values. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. PumpkinHeadTheLegend's national animal is the emu, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Birbism.
PumpkinHeadTheLegend is ranked 57,588th in the world and 943rd in the West Pacific for Most Income Equality, scoring 57.24 on the Marx-Engels Emancipation Scale.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : PumpkinHeadTheLegend was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Inclusive.
- : PumpkinHeadTheLegend was endorsed by The Holy Empire of Covenentia.
- : PumpkinHeadTheLegend was endorsed by The Republic of Pongo Tapanuliensis.
- : PumpkinHeadTheLegend was endorsed by The Empire of Infinite Star.
- : PumpkinHeadTheLegend was endorsed by The Constitutional Monarchy of CityCity.
- : PumpkinHeadTheLegend was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Longest Average Lifespans.
- : PumpkinHeadTheLegend was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Inclusive.
- : PumpkinHeadTheLegend was endorsed by The Empire of NewIberia.
- : PumpkinHeadTheLegend was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Extensive Public Healthcare and the Top 10% for Most Compassionate Citizens.
- : PumpkinHeadTheLegend was endorsed by The Confederacy of All European nations.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 29 » Apexiala, Bhang Bhang Duc, Wickedly evil people, The Holy Principality of Saint Mark, Rengum in Lingo, Fujai, Mediobogdum, Varanius, Isachile Tum, Fotisdia, Overthinkers, Glorious Existence, Dilber, Hongg Kong, Hamburg Neo, Willow Gate, Newgratia, Nas Crustium, Twazta, Algueneia, Elegarth, Xanderstan, Sorprendente, All European nations, NewIberia, CityCity, Infinite Star, Pongo Tapanuliensis, and Covenentia.