The Carefully Guided Sprawl of Pulsroth is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Laura Hickling-Norder SM with an even hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, complete lack of prisons, and avant-garde cinema. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 11.919 billion Pulsrothites have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The enormous, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Forsinard. The average income tax rate is 98.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Pulsrothi economy, worth a remarkable 2,349 trillion Pulse Yen a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 197,095 Pulse Yen, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

P-SPAN features senators wrestling with ever-increasing production elements, matryoshka dolls resembling nested Death Stars are commonly sold, national chefs believe that you can eat anything so long as you deep fry it first, and mandatory updates on software drivers often bring life to a halt. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Pulsroth's national animal is the Wenlock Wyvern, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Té Tara.

Pulsroth is ranked 228,420^th in the world and 294^th in Spiritus for Least Corrupt Governments, with 62.96 Percentage Of Bribes Refused.