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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 315thLargest Black Market: 780thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 904th
The People's Republic of
Psychotic Dictatorship
Dancing on rainbows
Fluffle Puff
Influence
Page
Region
Civil Rights
Outlawed
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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Puffandria

Population16.581 billion

CapitalFlufferia
LeaderFluffle Puff
FaithPonism

CurrencySmiles
AnimalMagical Pony

The People's Republic of Puffandria is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Fluffle Puff with an iron fist, and renowned for its avowedly heterosexual populace, prohibition of alcohol, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 16.581 billion Puffandrians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Flufferia. The average income tax rate is 93.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Puffandrian economy, worth a remarkable 4,880 trillion Smileses a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 294,324 Smileses, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Foreign governments regularly accuse the Puffandrian military of war crimes, tabloids coo over Fluffle Puff's expected child, mums always ask their three-year-olds for permission before hugging them, and one-upping each other in conversation is strictly prohibited. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Puffandria's national animal is the Magical Pony, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Ponism.

Puffandria is ranked 52,092nd in the world and 233rd in 10000 Islands for Most Stationary, with 854.38075875152 days.

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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 315thLargest Black Market: 780thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 904thLargest Mining Sector: 951stLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1,355thMost Influential: 1,821stLargest Insurance Industry: 1,822ndMost Secular: 1,922ndHighest Poor Incomes: 1,968thMost Corrupt Governments: 2,784thTop
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Highest Average Incomes: 3,077thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 3,234thHighest Economic Output: 3,439thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 3,610thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3,620thLowest Crime Rates: 3,817thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 4,453rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 5,338thNudest: 6,076thMost Patriotic: 6,147thLargest Governments: 6,811thMost Authoritarian: 7,416thHighest Average Tax Rates: 7,426thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 9,589thMost Conservative: 9,843rdMost Avoided: 10,873rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 10,952ndMost Advanced Public Education: 11,745thMost Valuable International Artwork: 12,748thTop
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Most Subsidized Industry: 15,621stMost Scientifically Advanced: 16,939thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 17,019thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 17,557thSmartest Citizens: 20,045thLargest Populations: 22,614thMost Efficient Economies: 26,537thMost Advanced Public Transport: 26,899th
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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 3rd in the regionLargest Black Market: 6th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 7th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 8th in the regionTop
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Largest Mining Sector: 9th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 15th in the regionNudest: 16th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 19th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 22nd in the regionMost Conservative: 25th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 25th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 27th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 30th in the regionMost Extreme: 32nd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 32nd in the regionMost Secular: 34th in the regionMost Patriotic: 38th in the regionTop
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Highest Average Incomes: 46th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 48th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 57th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 58th in the regionMost Avoided: 60th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 72nd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 78th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 86th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 87th in the region

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