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Most Valuable International Artwork: 848thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2,460thLargest Black Market: 2,806th
The Enlightened Emirate of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Justice delayed is justice denied.
Emir Hannibal al-Sa'id
Prime Minister
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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Population6.766 billion

LeaderEmir Hannibal al-Sa'id
FaithRed Islamism


The Enlightened Emirate of Puetavisa is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Emir Hannibal al-Sa'id with an iron fist, and remarkable for its zero percent divorce rate, frequent executions, and parental licensing program. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 6.766 billion Puetavisans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Industry, and Education are also considered important, while International Aid and Social Policy are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tazadajara. The average income tax rate is 66.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Puetavistan economy, worth a remarkable 1,333 trillion dinars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 197,051 dinars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

After every storm there's an expensive government-funded rainbow, Emir Hannibal al-Sa'id has declared a weed sticking through a crack in the sidewalk to be the nation's newest green space, bins outnumber trees in city parks, and the nation is wading into dangerous waters. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Puetavisa's national animal is the wolf, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Red Islamism.

Puetavisa is ranked 211,432nd in the world and 57th in The Wolf Clan for Highest Drug Use, scoring 21.4 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.

Most Valuable International Artwork: 848thTop
Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2,460thLargest Black Market: 2,806thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 3,284thLargest Mining Sector: 3,889thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3,912thMost Devout: 4,041stMost Corrupt Governments: 4,053rdLargest Manufacturing Sector: 4,071stMost Avoided: 4,620thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 5,080thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 6,595thHighest Average Incomes: 6,946thHighest Poor Incomes: 7,012thLargest Retail Industry: 10,285thMost Subsidized Industry: 11,230thTop
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 12,290thHighest Economic Output: 13,279thMost Scientifically Advanced: 13,721stFattest Citizens: 13,771stLowest Crime Rates: 14,280thLargest Information Technology Sector: 14,584thMost Authoritarian: 14,888thMost Conservative: 15,371stMost Efficient Economies: 15,512thMost Developed: 16,849thLargest Governments: 16,906thHighest Disposable Incomes: 19,482ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 20,226thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 22,149thMost Advanced Public Transport: 23,400th
Most Avoided: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2nd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2nd in the regionFattest Citizens: 3rd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 3rd in the regionTop
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 4th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 4th in the regionMost Devout: 4th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 5th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 6th in the regionLargest Black Market: 6th in the region

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Endorsements Received: 3 » The God of Hmmm, Alpha Wolf, and The United Federation of Amestris.

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