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Least Corrupt Governments: 4,344thSafest: 4,433rdMost Pacifist: 6,782nd
The Bolivarian Republic of
Scandinavian Liberal Paradise
Free coca for anti-imperialists!
President Nicolo Castillo
Subjugator/NPC Controller
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Population11.183 billion

LeaderPresident Nicolo Castillo


The Bolivarian Republic of Puertollano is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by President Nicolo Castillo with an even hand, and renowned for its public floggings, daily referendums, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, democratic population of 11.183 billion Puertollanoans enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bogota. The average income tax rate is 76.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong Puertollanoan economy, worth 858 trillion Pesolívas a year, is dominated by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Retail, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 76,766 Pesolívas, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

There's a lot of smoke from the nation's "green economy", families are left homeless as entire suburbs are bulldozed on the whim of tribal chiefs, high school boys are required to pass vigorous self-mastery and sensitivity training to graduate, and the nation's poor can be seen scavenging trash bins for used coffee grounds. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Puertollano's national animal is the Osprey, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Puertollano is ranked 167,715th in the world and 38th in Democritus for Largest Soda Pop Sector, scoring -4.42 on the Addison-Fukk Productivity Rating.

Least Corrupt Governments: 4,344thSafest: 4,433rdMost Pacifist: 6,782ndMost Rebellious Youth: 6,861stMost Stationary: 7,759thLargest Welfare Programs: 8,512thMost Compassionate Citizens: 10,276thNicest Citizens: 10,478thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 11,511thTop
Most Influential: 12,406thMost Income Equality: 14,496thMost Inclusive: 14,526thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 15,328thMost Advanced Public Transport: 15,591stLongest Average Lifespans: 15,641stHealthiest Citizens: 16,545thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 17,581stMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 18,000thBest Weather: 18,782ndLowest Crime Rates: 18,972ndMost Cultured: 19,084thHighest Average Tax Rates: 19,132ndMost Advanced Public Education: 19,492ndMost Cheerful Citizens: 20,238thMost Beautiful Environments: 20,666thHighest Economic Output: 20,716thLargest Publishing Industry: 21,987thSmartest Citizens: 22,081st
Most Pacifist: 3rd in the regionHighest Drug Use: 3rd in the regionMost Stationary: 3rd in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 4th in the regionMost Income Equality: 4th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 4th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 5th in the regionSafest: 5th in the region

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