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Least Corrupt Governments: 4,188thSafest: 4,362ndMost Pacifist: 6,519th
The Bolivarian Republic of
Scandinavian Liberal Paradise
Free coca for anti-imperialists!
President Nicolo Castillo
Subjugator/NPC Controller
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Population10.217 billion

LeaderPresident Nicolo Castillo


The Bolivarian Republic of Puertollano is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by President Nicolo Castillo with an even hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, daily referendums, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 10.217 billion Puertollanoans enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bogota. The average income tax rate is 76.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong Puertollanoan economy, worth 781 trillion Pesolívas a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Retail, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 76,472 Pesolívas, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

There's a lot of smoke from the nation's "green economy", families are left homeless as entire suburbs are bulldozed on the whim of tribal chiefs, high school boys are required to pass vigorous self-mastery and sensitivity training to graduate, and the nation's poor can be seen scavenging trash bins for used coffee grounds. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Puertollano's national animal is the Osprey, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Puertollano is ranked 166,413th in the world and 19th in Democritus for Most Primitive, scoring -118.23 on the Scary Big Number Scale.

Least Corrupt Governments: 4,188thSafest: 4,362ndMost Pacifist: 6,519thMost Rebellious Youth: 6,792ndLargest Welfare Programs: 7,895thMost Stationary: 8,131stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 9,620thMost Compassionate Citizens: 9,915thNicest Citizens: 10,147thTop
Most Influential: 13,121stMost Income Equality: 14,014thMost Inclusive: 14,081stHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 14,467thLongest Average Lifespans: 14,821stMost Advanced Public Transport: 15,299thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 15,850thHealthiest Citizens: 15,860thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 16,134thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 16,182ndBest Weather: 16,205thHighest Average Tax Rates: 17,737thLowest Crime Rates: 18,088thMost Advanced Public Education: 18,222ndMost Beautiful Environments: 18,581stMost Cultured: 18,974thMost Cheerful Citizens: 19,674thLargest Publishing Industry: 20,111th
Most Pacifist: 2nd in the regionMost Stationary: 3rd in the region

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