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Safest: 5,255thMost Rebellious Youth: 6,356thMost Pacifist: 7,051st
The Bolivarian Republic of
Scandinavian Liberal Paradise
Free coca for anti-imperialists!
President Nicolo Castillo
Internal Affairs Officer
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Population13.958 billion

LeaderPresident Nicolo Castillo


The Bolivarian Republic of Puertollano is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by President Nicolo Castillo with an even hand, and renowned for its punitive income tax rates, restrictive gun laws, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate population of 13.958 billion Puertollanoans enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bogota. The average income tax rate is 76.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong Puertollanoan economy, worth a remarkable 1,072 trillion Pesolívas a year, is dominated by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Retail, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 76,834 Pesolívas, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Families are left homeless as entire suburbs are bulldozed on the whim of tribal chiefs, high school boys are required to pass vigorous self-mastery and sensitivity training to graduate, the nation's poor can be seen scavenging trash bins for used coffee grounds, and everyone apparently sends President Nicolo Castillo hair-filled lockets, offers to die heroically, and poetic desires to co-parent a child. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Puertollano's national animal is the Osprey, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Puertollano is ranked 24,699th in the world and 16th in Democritus for Smartest Citizens, with 54.52 quips per hour.

Safest: 5,255thMost Rebellious Youth: 6,356thMost Pacifist: 7,051stLeast Corrupt Governments: 8,068thLargest Welfare Programs: 8,605thMost Compassionate Citizens: 10,792ndNicest Citizens: 11,020thTop
Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 13,391stMost Advanced Public Transport: 14,663rdHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 14,808thMost Inclusive: 15,343rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 16,366thLongest Average Lifespans: 16,813thMost Influential: 16,982ndMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 17,284thMost Income Equality: 17,348thHighest Food Quality: 17,533rdHealthiest Citizens: 18,685thHighest Average Tax Rates: 18,972ndMost Advanced Public Education: 19,197thMost Cultured: 19,251stBest Weather: 19,526thHighest Economic Output: 19,637thMost Beautiful Environments: 19,648thLowest Crime Rates: 19,924thLargest Populations: 22,078thMost Cheerful Citizens: 22,569thLargest Publishing Industry: 24,422ndSmartest Citizens: 24,699thLargest Governments: 24,812thHighest Poor Incomes: 24,838th
Highest Drug Use: 2nd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 3rd in the regionMost Income Equality: 3rd in the region

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