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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,154th Most Influential: 1,932nd Safest: 7,921st
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Bravery in compassion.
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Puerto Valiante

Population1.123 billion

LeaderPresident Xavier Colón


The Congressional Republic of Puerto Valiante is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by President Xavier Colón with a fair hand, and remarkable for its ubiquitous missile silos, sprawling nuclear power plants, and keen interest in outer space. The compassionate, democratic population of 1.123 billion Puerto Valianteans are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, socially-minded morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Vernados. The average income tax rate is 82.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The Puerto Valiantean economy, worth 64.9 trillion credits a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 57,821 credits, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Space shuttles regularly launch rubbish into space, flu research is commonly shut down for fear of creating a superbug, government buildings are being cleansed of anything that might have racist connotations, and reporters who negatively comment on politicians' haircuts are cut from the news. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Puerto Valiante's national animal is the Bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Puerto Valiante is ranked 21,996th in the world and 1,033rd in The North Pacific for Lowest Crime Rates, with 78.89 Law-abiding Acts Per Hour.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,154thTop
Most Influential: 1,932ndSafest: 7,921stLeast Corrupt Governments: 8,484thMost Compassionate Citizens: 8,525thNicest Citizens: 8,962ndTop
Most Pacifist: 9,837thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 12,421stMost Inclusive: 12,648thHighest Average Tax Rates: 12,711thLargest Welfare Programs: 14,895thMost Advanced Public Education: 15,204thMost Advanced Public Transport: 16,482ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 16,787thMost Beautiful Environments: 16,852ndMost Cultured: 17,202ndMost Cheerful Citizens: 18,109th
Safest: 403rd in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 461st in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 462nd in the regionNicest Citizens: 482nd in the regionTop
Highest Average Tax Rates: 530th in the regionMost Pacifist: 545th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 577th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 648th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 648th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 729th in the regionMost Inclusive: 730th in the regionMost Influential: 740th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 814th in the regionMost Cultured: 848th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 872nd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 897th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 900th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 954th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Puerto Valiante was endorsed by The Democratic Republic of Liberentis.
  • : Following new legislation in Puerto Valiante, reporters who negatively comment on politicians' haircuts are cut from the news.
  • : Following new legislation in Puerto Valiante, government buildings are being cleansed of anything that might have racist connotations.
  • : Following new legislation in Puerto Valiante, flu research is commonly shut down for fear of creating a superbug.
  • : Following new legislation in Puerto Valiante, space shuttles regularly launch rubbish into space.
  • : Following new legislation in Puerto Valiante, Violetist maidens who fall for an outsider must leave their violet light districts in shame.
  • : Following new legislation in Puerto Valiante, politicians accost strangers in the street to ask their problems.
  • : Following new legislation in Puerto Valiante, crossbow bolts fill the skies if so much as a sparrow flies overhead.
  • : Puerto Valiante was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Nicest Citizens.
  • : Following new legislation in Puerto Valiante, students at universities think exercise bikes are pieces of abstract art.


World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 116 » Aerilia, Universal State Formula, Siwale, Wodan, Yaorozu, Notyoutopia, Tharissus, Pallaith, Shin-Hachioji, PlanetPunk, Alice Gardens, Agrauron, Corfad, Great Bights Mum, Bayern-Straubing, Kwaj, Midds Conia, Territorio di Nessuno, Ainsworth, Wineclaw, Republic of Dixie, Sunto, Diodone, Buckerino, The Lancerian Empire, Mzeusia, Holy Oranz, Gladio II, Friently, General COE, Democratic Peoples Republic of the US, Forunte, Kelvaros Prime, Sheppey, Malvad, Mercy Land, NatsukiLand, Thenaca, Victoriaans Nederlands, McMasterdonia, HMS Unicorn, Merconitonitopia, Xentherida, Pakistan 001, Sil Dorsett, Selfgradatude, Cloydicia, Lungha, New Lakemba, Shadowrik, and 66 others.Barbarossistanian South Brasilistan, SillyString, Prevaland, Eglise Sainte Eve, Illusia and Neverendia, Alsatian Island, American MapleStory, Malta Comino Gozo, Moubarakistan, Amerislovakia, Frances Francis the First of France, Emmerian Republic, The Mazur Empire, A Terribly Charismatic Duck, Puczovska, Morlanka, Panama Coalition, Edwerlantin, Atain, Nueava Libertalia, Mirandako Herri Errepublika, Omicron Persei V111, Benolia, Freienland, Albacria, Unimaginable Doom, ThE eNd oF eE, Mordant99, Kingdom of Space, Q w e r t y, Ozstan, AGoodPlace, Yukti, Underground Techno, Guslantis, New Seaview Cove, Shibutani, THX1138, Californian Redwood, The Windmilluminati, Constantinolia, Llwy, Former English Colony, Killbear, Koda-Land, Kylesburgh, Misuvelia, The Pantheons, Pizza Squared, Highton Islands, Apetopia, Avgrunden, The Gamer Party, Tredano, Eravonia, Whereisthatistan, Racoda, Sacrento, United Draconia, Sanjurika, Empy, The Mace Kingdom, Zeternia, Sosash, Sundred, and Liberentis.

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