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Longest Average Lifespans: 5,669thLowest Crime Rates: 5,675thMost Cheerful Citizens: 5,949th
The Socialist People's Republic of
Democratic Socialists
Virtus, fides et patria!
Influence
Vassal
Civil Rights
Average
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Some

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Puerto Colijito

Population8.125 billion

CapitalVilla Delgados
LeaderJoseph Anthony Cabello
FaithRoman Catholocism

Currencypeso
Animalwestern red bear

The Socialist People's Republic of Puerto Colijito is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Joseph Anthony Cabello with an even hand, and notable for its daily referendums, state-planned economy, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate population of 8.125 billion Puerto Colijitians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Villa Delgados. The average income tax rate is 92.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Puerto Colijitian economy, worth a remarkable 1,176 trillion pesos a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 144,824 pesos, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The military has gone fission for more funding, the military claims that their threatening letters are signed with the blood of their enemies, reassembling shredded papers is the highlight of a spy's day, and the nation's orphanages and maternity wards have been nicknamed 'the Killbot Factories'. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Puerto Colijito's national animal is the western red bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Roman Catholocism.

Puerto Colijito is ranked 214,872nd in the world and 7th in The Red Guards for Most Armed, with 0.18 Weapons Per Person.

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Longest Average Lifespans: 5,669thLowest Crime Rates: 5,675thMost Cheerful Citizens: 5,949thHealthiest Citizens: 5,977thBest Weather: 6,682ndMost Developed: 6,752ndHighest Average Tax Rates: 6,754thMost Efficient Economies: 7,382ndHighest Poor Incomes: 7,505thLargest Governments: 7,660thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 7,689thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 7,776thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 8,029thMost Subsidized Industry: 8,142ndLargest Welfare Programs: 9,189thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 9,540thMost Advanced Public Education: 9,617thLargest Publishing Industry: 9,713thMost Beautiful Environments: 10,123rdNicest Citizens: 10,370thSmartest Citizens: 10,412thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 10,557thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 10,749thMost Compassionate Citizens: 11,754thMost Inclusive: 12,019thTop
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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 14,001stHighest Average Incomes: 15,430thHighest Economic Output: 15,566thMost Advanced Public Transport: 16,466thMost Scientifically Advanced: 18,666thMost Secular: 19,092ndLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 19,805thMost Corrupt Governments: 19,843rdMost Cultured: 20,027thLargest Information Technology Sector: 21,721st

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Puerto Colijito, the nation's orphanages and maternity wards have been nicknamed 'the Killbot Factories'.
  • : Puerto Colijito's influence in The Red Guards rose from "Apprentice" to "Vassal".
  • : Following new legislation in Puerto Colijito, reassembling shredded papers is the highlight of a spy's day.
  • : Puerto Colijito changed its national animal to "western red bear" and its nation type to "Socialist People's Republic".
  • : Puerto Colijito altered its national flag.
  • : Puerto Colijito created a custom banner.
  • : Puerto Colijito created a custom banner.
  • : Following new legislation in Puerto Colijito, the military claims that their threatening letters are signed with the blood of their enemies.
  • : Following new legislation in Puerto Colijito, the military has gone fission for more funding.
  • : Puerto Colijito altered its national flag.

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