The Democratic Socialist Union of Pucki is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Owen Singh with an even hand, and notable for its national health service, complete lack of prisons, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic population of 2.167 billion Puckians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Pucki City. The average income tax rate is 72.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Puckian economy, worth 192 trillion Puckaroos a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Trout Farming. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 88,783 Puckaroos, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Only adults may purchase violent video games, the nation's peacekeeping efforts usually comes with a healthy dose of pillaging, the nation's atlases tend to go out of date every few weeks, and government-run screening operations remove embryos with severe genetic disorders. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Pucki's national animal is the Shark, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Pucki is ranked 97,324^th in the world and 3,530^th in the South Pacific for Highest Drug Use, scoring 70.6 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.