The Democratic Republic of Ptakria is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Pablo Hosehead with an even hand, and renowned for its sprawling nuclear power plants, smutty television, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 4.323 billion Ptakrians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 96.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Ptakrian economy, worth 710 trillion schnus a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 164,336 schnus, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Spiritual tourists meditate in the ruins of Ptakrian cathedrals, airport announcements inform passengers that flights have been delayed because pilots are having afternoon naps, people boast about their low income on their dating profiles, and there is a dearth of space for new houses. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ptakria's national animal is the ladybug, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Secular Humanism.

Ptakria is ranked 43,070^th in the world and 64^th in Europeia for Nudest, with 216.25 cheeks per square mile.