Largest Soda Pop Sector: 157th Largest Black Market: 202nd Largest Gambling Industry: 322nd
The Furballed Republic of
Democratic Socialists
Woof!
Regional Influence
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Region
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Very Good

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The Furballed Republic of Psychoticat is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Catman Dude with an even hand, and renowned for its daily referendums, keen interest in outer space, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 19.4 billion Psychoticatians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The relatively small, corrupt government is primarily concerned with Education, although Welfare, Healthcare, and Industry are also considered important, while Spirituality and Law & Order receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sandbox. The average income tax rate is 35.2%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Psychoticatian economy, worth a remarkable 4,433 trillion furballs a year, is quite specialized and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Book Publishing, Soda Sales, Gambling, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 228,553 furballs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

Disability advocates are not amused that they are told to be dependent on Psychoticatians's kindness, the government is a clear-cut case of tyranny by majority, octogenarian swimsuit models insist that they've still got it, and a byzantine web of conspiracies and secret alliances must be navigated any time legislation is voted upon. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Psychoticat's national animal is the psychoticat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Meow.

Psychoticat is ranked 158,502nd in the world and 7,889th in the Pacific for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring -13.07 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.

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1%
Largest Soda Pop Sector: 157thLargest Black Market: 202ndLargest Gambling Industry: 322ndLargest Publishing Industry: 507thMost Rebellious Youth: 508thMost Stationary: 666thMost Advanced Public Education: 943rdLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,056thHighest Economic Output: 1,193rdMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,219thMost Efficient Economies: 1,536thTop
5%
Highest Crime Rates: 1,849thHighest Poor Incomes: 1,881stFattest Citizens: 2,025thSmartest Citizens: 2,133rdMost Cultured: 2,693rdLargest Welfare Programs: 2,696thHighest Average Incomes: 2,741stLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 2,940thMost Secular: 3,882ndLargest Populations: 3,883rdLargest Retail Industry: 4,236thLargest Information Technology Sector: 4,356thMost Corrupt Governments: 5,041stNudest: 5,088thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 5,294thMost Scientifically Advanced: 6,034thMost Influential: 6,940thMost Avoided: 7,491stMost Developed: 7,699thTop
10%
Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 11,181stMost Subsidized Industry: 15,514thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 15,923rd
Top
1%
Largest Soda Pop Sector: 3rd in the regionLargest Black Market: 4th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 4th in the regionMost Stationary: 7th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 9th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 13th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 15th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 17th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 23rd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 24th in the regionLargest Populations: 29th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 32nd in the regionFattest Citizens: 33rd in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 43rd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 50th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 61st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 63rd in the regionMost Cultured: 67th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 72nd in the regionTop
5%
Largest Welfare Programs: 86th in the regionMost Influential: 103rd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 109th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 112th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 119th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 161st in the regionNudest: 164th in the regionMost Secular: 171st in the regionMost Avoided: 173rd in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 186th in the regionMost Developed: 235th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 345th in the regionTop
10%
Most Subsidized Industry: 435th in the regionLargest Governments: 490th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 557th in the regionMost Inclusive: 717th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Psychoticat was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Avoided and the Top 10% for Most Subsidized Industry and Highest Wealthy Incomes.
  • : Following new legislation in Psychoticat, a byzantine web of conspiracies and secret alliances must be navigated any time legislation is voted upon.
  • : Following new legislation in Psychoticat, octogenarian swimsuit models insist that they've still got it.
  • : Following new legislation in Psychoticat, the government is a clear-cut case of tyranny by majority.
  • : Following new legislation in Psychoticat, disability advocates are not amused that they are told to be dependent on Psychoticatians's kindness.
  • : Following new legislation in Psychoticat, elections have become procedural nightmares due to voters persistently rejecting candidates.
  • : Following new legislation in Psychoticat, young children are regularly seen wagering pocket money at blackjack tables.
  • : Following new legislation in Psychoticat, restaurants are required to specify whether their toilet paper was made in Psychoticat.
  • : Following new legislation in Psychoticat, photographers can be found hiding behind the curtains in Catman Dude's bedroom.
  • : Psychoticat was reclassified from "Scandinavian Liberal Paradise" to "Democratic Socialists".

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