Speech of Admiral Kloges-Junger to Central Party Leadership leaked. Text of Speech

Our beloved Psuke has weathered our revolution marvelously. I found myself picking mushrooms yesterday, in a gorgeous oceanic forest on an island outside of Imperial Harbor. I encountered a young couple that were placing icons in the trees. What wonder in their eyes! A thirst for the knowledge of the god, and the mystery of his greatest icon, nature. We talked for a brief moment, and he said that our youth movement had brought him through the forests in his final year of high school, had taught him of our faith as Psukeans, and prepared him for his military service, and now he had been commissioned recently as a naval officer, and he would be deploying to the fishing grounds to defend our fisherman in a mere month. His lovely wife was no less interesting; She had grown up being told the only thing she could aspire to was working in information technology, certainly an improvement over being a domestic servant of her husband, but soul crushing nonetheless. Since our revolution, however, freed from her cubicle, she began a new career bringing supplies to remote forest monasteries, and our new spending on the spiritual life had enabled her to make this a full time career. What a glorious rebirth of the faith!

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I am speaking today because the revolution is not complete, but neither is it in it's infancy any longer. An attitude of closedness and repression, while proper at times to prevent the incursion of those who wish to kill our lands, our faith, and our people, no longer strikes us as the proper route to go down. The average Psukean has found happiness in the hands of our loving god, he has reengaged the natural world, he has faithfully become a patriot, he has fought our war with the terrorists that called themselves "fisherman" who operated foreign trawlers off of our coasts. He deserves the state and we deserve him, but he must have room too for things in his heart other than the state. And he must not fear us.

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We are preparing for a new phase in our revolution. We must prepare for foreign states to fight us. And they will fight us. We must prepare for a holy war to save lands from destruction, to save our planet, to save the sea that feeds us. But more importantly, we must give our people a state to be proud of, not one to fear, so that they may strike fear into our enemies with their love, their willingness to sacrifice for this revolution. This calls for a change in approach.

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First, we will engage a process of re-technologization. Information Technology as a sector became inflated, a wrong, a tremendous cancer on our people. But there must be a way to lead its development to productive, humane ends. Second, shrinking the state will become a priority. This may create temporarily hard times, but the Psukean state believe the people deserve to keep their money, not have it channelled into a bloated behemoth. Third, the Psukean state will as of today put in a moratorium on executions and corporal punishment. Their abolition will be considered, but not necessarily actualized, but the matter will be strongly considered. We consider rehabilitating each and every Psukean fallen to crime to be perhaps the greatest possible justice. Fourth, the Psukean state will begin planning rebuilding our nuclear energy facilities on sustainable grounds. There is no greater way we have wronged the people than in shuttering these.

Glory to Psuke!

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