by Max Barry

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Most Cheerful Citizens: 3,369thMost Valuable International Artwork: 3,652ndLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 4,369th
The Carrot's Serene Hideaway of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Cha togar m' fhearg gun džoladh
Civil Rights
Very Good
Political Freedom

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Population22.694 billion

CapitalPsuedopolis City
LeaderCaptain Carrot


The Carrot's Serene Hideaway of Psuedopolis is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Captain Carrot with an even hand, and renowned for its national health service, keen interest in outer space, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, hard-working, cheerful, devout population of 22.694 billion Psuedopoliticians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Psuedopolis City. The average income tax rate is 69.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Psuedopolitician economy, worth a remarkable 2,332 trillion Ha'pennies a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 102,761 Ha'pennies, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.8 times as much as the poorest.

CEOs can't hear the term 'Fire Sale' without bursting into tears, Jack Russells have proven to be terrible spies, the Smalltopian embassy doubles as an electoral campaign headquarters, and clumsy self-injury is a viable claim in modern compensation culture. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Psuedopolis's national animal is the Fox, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Protestantism.

Psuedopolis is ranked 145,002nd in the world and 83rd in Caer Sidi for Most Stationary, with 74.15309837532 days.

Most Cheerful Citizens: 3,369thMost Valuable International Artwork: 3,652ndLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 4,369thSafest: 5,127thBest Weather: 5,832ndNicest Citizens: 6,621stLargest Populations: 7,058thMost Advanced Public Transport: 7,392ndMost Compassionate Citizens: 7,834thHighest Economic Output: 7,918thMost Pacifist: 8,782ndHealthiest Citizens: 9,007thLargest Publishing Industry: 9,062ndLeast Corrupt Governments: 9,472ndMost Devout: 9,908thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 9,987thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 11,983rdTop
Lowest Crime Rates: 14,494thLongest Average Lifespans: 14,519thMost Beautiful Environments: 15,106thMost Primitive: 15,559thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 15,701stMost Developed: 16,801stLargest Welfare Programs: 17,041stMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 17,465thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 17,537thMost Advanced Public Education: 19,398thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 21,096thHighest Food Quality: 21,568thMost Average: 21,769thLargest Governments: 25,502nd
Most Valuable International Artwork: 4th in the regionBest Weather: 5th in the regionLargest Populations: 5th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 6th in the regionMost Average: 6th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 7th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 7th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 7th in the regionSafest: 9th in the regionTop
Most Compassionate Citizens: 10th in the regionNicest Citizens: 10th in the regionMost Devout: 10th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 11th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 12th in the regionMost Pacifist: 12th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 12th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 13th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 13th in the regionMost Developed: 17th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 17th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 18th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 19th in the region

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