The Specious Theory of Pseudonesia is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Joachim Grammatikos with an even hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, state-planned economy, and smutty television. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 22.505 billion Pseudonesians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous government prioritizes Education, although Welfare, Industry, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Defense is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Serl Hus. The average income tax rate is 98.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Pseudonesian economy, worth a remarkable 4,086 trillion Pieces of Gossip a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism. Average income is an impressive 181,569 Pieces of Gossip, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The wealthiest parts of the country receive the most government spending, no one believes anything until it has been strenuously tested and peer-reviewed, politicians no longer click with dating app matches, and a formerly quiet little town is now booming as both a cult centre and a tourist attraction. Crime is totally unknown. Pseudonesia's national animal is the All-Purpose Tortoise, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Gin and Platonics.

Pseudonesia is ranked 124,788^th in the world and 17^th in Sky Haven for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 1,596.09 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.