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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 103rdLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 126thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 204th
The República of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Wait, where did Cuba go?
Ruben Padrón
Minister of Baked Pastries
Civil Rights
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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Population10.848 billion

CapitalEl Torida
LeaderRuben Padrón


The República of Prusswitonsiakekingkailand is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Ruben Padrón with an iron fist, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, ubiquitous missile silos, and avowedly heterosexual populace. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 10.848 billion Cabianans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, well-organized government is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, although Education is also considered important, while International Aid receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of El Torida. The average income tax rate is 96.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Cabianan economy, worth a remarkable 3,484 trillion Pesos a year, is mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing and Information Technology. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 321,243 Pesos, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The nation won three wars against Brancaland this weekend, wars of expansion are described as "peacekeeping operations", military spending is on the increase, and birds and children's kites are regularly brought down by anti-aircraft fire. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Prusswitonsiakekingkailand's national animal is the Condor, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Catholicism.

Prusswitonsiakekingkailand is ranked 9,194th in the world and 8th in The Coalition of Democratic Nations for Most Developed, scoring 90.77 on the Human Development Index.

Most Advanced Defense Forces: 103rdLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 126thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 204thLargest Black Market: 518thHighest Poor Incomes: 1,031stHighest Average Incomes: 1,699thTop
Most Corrupt Governments: 2,851stLargest Governments: 3,404thHighest Average Tax Rates: 3,523rdHighest Economic Output: 3,781stMost Advanced Public Transport: 4,115thMost Influential: 4,220thMost Cultured: 4,479thMost Subsidized Industry: 4,777thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 5,184thMost Scientifically Advanced: 5,882ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 5,987thMost Valuable International Artwork: 6,192ndLargest Information Technology Sector: 7,044thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 7,325thLongest Average Lifespans: 7,760thMost Armed: 7,977thRudest Citizens: 8,467thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 8,658thMost Advanced Public Education: 9,081stMost Efficient Economies: 9,126thMost Developed: 9,194thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 10,937thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 11,850thTop
Most Beautiful Environments: 12,321stMost Stationary: 14,334thSmartest Citizens: 14,720thLargest Publishing Industry: 15,974thLowest Crime Rates: 16,613thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 20,151stLargest Welfare Programs: 20,289th
Largest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Black Market: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2nd in the regionTop
Highest Poor Incomes: 3rd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 3rd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 3rd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 3rd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 4th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 4th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 4th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 4th in the regionMost Cultured: 4th in the regionLargest Governments: 5th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 5th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 5th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 5th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 5th in the region

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