The Größer Kaiserreich of Prusswitonsiakekingkailand is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Kaiser Ferdinand II with an iron fist, and remarkable for its anti-smoking policies, free-roaming dinosaurs, and pith helmet sales. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 6.983 billion Germans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, well-organized government is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, although Education and Industry are also considered important, while International Aid is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Berlin. The average income tax rate is 95.1%.

The frighteningly efficient German economy, worth a remarkable 1,664 trillion Papiermarks a year, is mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is an amazing 238,430 Papiermarks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

At the edge of the final frontier space's biggest missile platform is about to unfold, military spending is on the increase, nuclear submarines have been deployed to protect the nation's banana supply, and the nation's new foreign policy of 'very disproportionate retribution' has its neighbors on edge. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Prusswitonsiakekingkailand's national animal is the Eagle, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Secularism.

Prusswitonsiakekingkailand is ranked 149,101^st in the world and 44^th in The Coalition of Democratic Nations for Most Compassionate Citizens, scoring 10.47 on the Kitten Softness Rating.