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Most Primitive: 1,294thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1,425thMost Ignorant Citizens: 2,162nd
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Prussian Sail Nation

Population716 million



The Not Deputy House Speaker of Prussian Sail Nation is a huge, orderly nation, remarkable for its prohibition of alcohol, compulsory vegetarianism, and hatred of cheese. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 716 million Prussian Sail Nationians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is dominated by the Department of Defense, although Industry and Administration are also considered important, while International Aid and Social Policy aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of NorthCastle. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 55.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Prussian Sail Nationian economy, worth 78.3 trillion Knots a year, is highly specialized and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 109,332 Knots, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 439,740 per year while the poor average 18,191, a ratio of 24.2 to 1.

Major boxing matches are held in government buildings, school lockers are filled with fancy underwear, destitute athletes are forced to train in the street, and stony-faced prosecutors play loud gangster rap music during court proceedings. Crime is pervasive, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Prussian Sail Nation's national animal is the falcon, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

Prussian Sail Nation is ranked 207,077th in the world and 263rd in Thaecia for Nudest, with 21.75 Cheeks Per Square Mile.

Most Primitive: 1,294thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1,425thMost Ignorant Citizens: 2,162ndTop
Highest Crime Rates: 2,224thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2,592ndLargest Manufacturing Sector: 3,284thMost Avoided: 3,894thLargest Mining Sector: 4,112thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 4,722ndMost Secular: 5,240thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 5,754thMost Corrupt Governments: 6,427thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 7,918thMost Subsidized Industry: 10,600thTop
Largest Black Market: 11,539thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 11,966thMost Advanced Public Transport: 13,658th
Most Avoided: 1st in the regionMost Primitive: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2nd in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2nd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 2nd in the regionTop
Largest Manufacturing Sector: 3rd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 5th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 5th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 6th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 9th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 10th in the regionMost Secular: 11th in the regionLargest Black Market: 13th in the regionTop
Most Conservative: 17th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 23rd in the regionMost Authoritarian: 25th in the region

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