The People's Republic of Prusibourg is a large, efficient nation, remarkable for its avowedly heterosexual populace, suspicion of poets, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 93 million Prussians are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.

The minute, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, juggles the competing demands of Industry, Administration, and Defense. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 4.7%.

The very strong Pruski economy, worth 5.59 trillion Lots a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Soda Sales, Retail, and Information Technology. Average income is 60,139 Lots, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 351,078 per year while the poor average 4,847, a ratio of 72.4 to 1.

People who stay late at the office often come home to find their own funeral being planned, glancing at the car radio display while driving is treated as attempted homicide, foreign policy is mostly just to smile and hope for the best, and man-love is banned in the name of His love. Crime is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Prusibourg's national animal is the Dandelion, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Prusibourg is ranked 279,418^th in the world and 1,423^rd in Europe for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring zero on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.