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Most Influential: 4,255thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 6,494thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 7,076th
The Most Serene Republic of
Democratic Socialists
Paz, Pão, Habitação, Saúde e Educação, é Liberdade
Presidente Mário Pereira
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Population7.054 billion

LeaderPresidente Mário Pereira


The Most Serene Republic of Prtugal is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by Presidente Mário Pereira with an even hand, and remarkable for its pith helmet sales, frequent executions, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate population of 7.054 billion Portuguese are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Coimbra. The average income tax rate is 88.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong Prtugalian economy, worth 539 trillion Euros a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Trout Farming and Book Publishing. Average income is 76,545 Euros, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Election results are often delayed for weeks to count the expat votes, no one believes anything until it has been strenuously tested and peer-reviewed, the people elect the Supreme Court justices directly, and a fashion designer has been arrested for inciting hatred after claiming redheads couldn't pull off vermillion. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Prtugal's national animal is the Bambi, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Catolicismo.

Prtugal is ranked 257,214th in the world and 148th in Portugal for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring -10.96 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.

Most Influential: 4,255thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 6,494thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 7,076thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 7,850thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 8,043rdLargest Welfare Programs: 9,435thBest Weather: 11,121stHighest Average Tax Rates: 11,940thMost Advanced Public Transport: 12,318thMost Cheerful Citizens: 12,886thTop
Longest Average Lifespans: 14,029thMost Beautiful Environments: 14,578thSafest: 14,880thMost Income Equality: 15,707thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 16,152ndMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 16,304thNicest Citizens: 16,323rdMost Inclusive: 16,631stMost Compassionate Citizens: 17,913thHighest Food Quality: 19,478thMost Advanced Public Education: 19,990thHealthiest Citizens: 20,114thLowest Crime Rates: 23,256thLargest Governments: 25,795thSmartest Citizens: 26,465th
Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 8th in the regionTop
Largest Welfare Programs: 10th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 11th in the regionMost Income Equality: 13th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 13th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 13th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 16th in the region

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Endorsements Received: 7 » Ofiussia, Alentejo and Algarve, Olarista, Arquipelago da Coruja, Reino de Portvgal, Lobstone, and Caxina.