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Largest Gambling Industry: 1,710th Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 1,917th Largest Publishing Industry: 2,034th
The United States of
Capitalizt
With liberty and justice for all.
Influence
Minnow
Region
Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
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Provisional America

Population11.354 billion

CapitalKansas City
LeaderPresident Melanie Romero

Currencyprovo
AnimalAmerican bison

The United States of Provisional America is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by President Melanie Romero with an even hand, and renowned for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, smutty television, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 11.354 billion Provisional Americans enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

The tiny, corrupt, liberal government is dominated by the Department of Defense, with Education and Law & Order also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Welfare are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kansas City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 2.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Provisional American economy, worth a remarkable 1,577 trillion provoes a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Gambling. Average income is an impressive 138,978 provoes, with the richest citizens earning 9.8 times as much as the poorest.

The government is coughing up funds for lung cancer victims, the country's population is reported with a margin of error of several billions, President Melanie Romero lights cigars with a hundred-provo bill, and drugs containing the compound "oleum de serpens" are being sold to cancer patients. Crime, especially youth-related, is a serious problem, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Provisional America's national animal is the American bison, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Provisional America is ranked 60,895th in the world and 2,247th in Lazarus for Nudest, with 147.5 Cheeks Per Square Mile.

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Largest Gambling Industry: 1,710thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1,917thLargest Publishing Industry: 2,034thLargest Agricultural Sector: 2,949thHighest Disposable Incomes: 3,559thMost Armed: 4,527thHighest Drug Use: 5,836thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 7,152ndTop
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Largest Manufacturing Sector: 7,686thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 7,692ndHighest Economic Output: 7,951stHighest Crime Rates: 9,133rdMost Cultured: 9,953rdHighest Wealthy Incomes: 10,203rdMost Advanced Defense Forces: 11,710thLargest Retail Industry: 12,436thMost Rebellious Youth: 12,556thRudest Citizens: 12,618thHighest Average Incomes: 14,776thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 14,788thSmartest Citizens: 14,865th
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Largest Publishing Industry: 81st in the regionHighest Drug Use: 82nd in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 102nd in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 117th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 132nd in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 199th in the regionMost Armed: 225th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 232nd in the regionTop
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Most Extensive Civil Rights: 267th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 340th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 374th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 377th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 388th in the regionRudest Citizens: 390th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 424th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 460th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Provisional America was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Economic Output.
  • : Following new legislation in Provisional America, drugs containing the compound "oleum de serpens" are being sold to cancer patients.
  • : Provisional America was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Retail Industry.
  • : Following new legislation in Provisional America, President Melanie Romero lights cigars with a hundred-provo bill.
  • : Following new legislation in Provisional America, the country's population is reported with a margin of error of several billions.
  • : Following new legislation in Provisional America, the government is coughing up funds for lung cancer victims.
  • : Following new legislation in Provisional America, powerful x-ray machines used by the Customs Department can see into the homes of nearby residents.
  • : Following new legislation in Provisional America, the installation of street lights across remote goat tracks has left citizens bemused.
  • : Provisional America was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Economic Output.
  • : Following new legislation in Provisional America, unemployed political consultants and advertisers spend every election night weeping for the good old days.

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