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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 5,396th Largest Retail Industry: 7,265th Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 9,610th
The United Socialist Republics of
Father Knows Best State
A Posterum a populo, Ad Populum
Influence
Minnow
Civil Rights
Below Average
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Rare

Overview Factbook Policies People Government Economy Rank Trend Deck

Provincial America

Population2.37 billion

CapitalWashington DC
LeaderPresident Leonard Davos
FaithChristianity

CurrencyDollar
AnimalBald Eagle

The United Socialist Republics of Provincial America is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by President Leonard Davos with an iron fist, and renowned for its smutty television, otherworldly petting zoo, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 2.37 billion Americans are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Defense, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Washington DC. The average income tax rate is 47.1%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient American economy, worth 248 trillion Dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Retail, Information Technology, and Furniture Restoration. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 104,877 Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

Thousands of picky mothers-in-law have been recruited to serve as even pickier cookery instructors, money can't buy happiness but it can buy immunity to prosecution, invasive drug testing is now performed at elementary school sports days, and an increasingly villainous series of sports coaches are demanding the national mascot's true identity. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Provincial America's national animal is the Bald Eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Christianity.

Provincial America is ranked 137,356th in the world and 5,560th in the Rejected Realms for Most Pacifist, with 26.6 Cheeks Turned Per Day.

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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 5,396thLargest Retail Industry: 7,265thTop
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Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 9,610thMost Subsidized Industry: 13,166thMost Efficient Economies: 16,362ndLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 16,411th
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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 131st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 141st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 222nd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 301st in the regionTop
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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 327th in the regionMost Developed: 357th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 375th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 387th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 394th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 432nd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 438th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 463rd in the regionMost Cultured: 504th in the regionMost Secular: 506th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 516th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 531st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 539th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 562nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 587th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 607th in the regionLargest Black Market: 627th in the region

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