Fattest Citizens: 1,373rd Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 1,426th Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,574th
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The Republic of Providence and Port Hope is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by President George Roberts with an even hand, and renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, deadly medical pandemics, and complete lack of public education. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless, devout population of 9.46 billion Provincians enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

There is no government in the normal sense of the word; however, a small group of community-minded, liberal, pro-business individuals prioritizes Spirituality, with Law & Order, Defense, and Education also on the agenda, while Environment and Industry are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Providence. Income tax is unheard of.

The sizeable but stagnant Provincian economy, worth 93.7 trillion Provincian Dollars a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is fairly diversified and led by the Pizza Delivery industry, with major contributions from Soda Sales, Information Technology, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is 9,905 Provincian Dollars, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 43,502 per year while the poor average 1,418, a ratio of 30.7 to 1.

People seem disproportionately distraught when told a museum has a phones-off policy, councils up and down the country wrangle over legal matters, the automobile industry is sitting up and taking notice of the new 24 hour race events... as are the track's sleepless neighbours, and nobody is allowed to stop the local daycare from reading Nietzsche to pre-schoolers. Crime, especially youth-related, is pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. Providence and Port Hope's national animal is the Dolphin, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Secularism.

Providence and Port Hope is ranked 162,338th in the world and 36th in League of Christian Nations for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring -35.07 on the Clooney Contribution Index.

Fattest Citizens: 1,373rdLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1,426thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,574thTop
Least Corrupt Governments: 2,530thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 3,111thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 3,181stHighest Crime Rates: 3,738thMost Avoided: 3,980thMost Devout: 4,928thMost Rebellious Youth: 5,112thRudest Citizens: 6,052ndMost Armed: 6,152ndTop
Nudest: 10,324thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 10,981stMost Pro-Market: 12,357thMost Influential: 13,455thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 14,296thLargest Populations: 14,581st
Fattest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionNudest: 1st in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1st in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionRudest Citizens: 1st in the regionTop
Most Avoided: 2nd in the regionMost Pro-Market: 2nd in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 2nd in the regionMost Armed: 2nd in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 2nd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 2nd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 3rd in the region

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