The Pessimism of Provence Town is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Equitable jury commutative with an even hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, anti-smoking policies, and infamous sell-swords. The compassionate population of 1.879 billion Provence town tax payers have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Thou may fall. The average income tax rate is 80.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The thriving Provence Town tax payer economy, worth 133 trillion Us Dollars a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Trout Farming. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 70,952 Us Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Black market eau de toilette is made in bathroom labs across the nation, a favorite "life hack" for gap year backpackers is to pretend to be homeless for government handouts, planespotters are emigrating in droves, and it takes months to get the proper permits for a child's first tricycle. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Provence Town's national animal is the Black capped chickadee, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Error 404 religion not found.

Provence Town is ranked 248,607^th in the world and 284^th in The Free Nations Region for Highest Crime Rates, with 1.93 crimes per hour.