|Capital||Condado de Kanto Naboo|
|Faith||Gră Ordem do Seixismo Azul|
|Currency||Dolar Real Microship Bitcoin|
The Ditadura of Protzka is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Sergio Seixas with an iron fist, and remarkable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, keen interest in outer space, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 2.689 billion capitalistas are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Condado de Kanto Naboo. The average income tax rate is 86.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Protzkan economy, worth 465 trillion Dolar Real Microship Bitcoins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, quite specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 172,939 Dolar Real Microship Bitcoins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
People often get liposuction to reduce their air fares, Capitalistas believe manners maketh the leader, viewers get headaches from trying to read the screen full of small print warnings that precede most TV shows, and captains must wait until all rats are safe before jumping ship. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Protzka's national animal is the Lêmure Sifaka, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Gră Ordem do Seixismo Azul.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Protzka voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Liberate Alcatraz".
- : Protzka voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Star Gazing Day"".
- : Following new legislation in Protzka, captains must wait until all rats are safe before jumping ship.
- : Following new legislation in Protzka, viewers get headaches from trying to read the screen full of small print warnings that precede most TV shows.
- : Following new legislation in Protzka, Capitalistas believe manners maketh the leader.
- : Following new legislation in Protzka, people often get liposuction to reduce their air fares.
- : Following new legislation in Protzka, ice-filled coffins are ominously positioned in the corner of every hospital ward.
- : Protzka was endorsed by The Country of Nick Carraway.
- : Protzka was endorsed by The Tribal Nation of Tsangenya.
- : Protzka was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Extreme.
Endorsements Received: 32 » Overthinkers, Nacaome, Occidius, Hyperion Towers, Hamburg Neo, Isachile Tum, The Holy Principality of Saint Mark, Fotisdia, Muad-Dib, Gryphonian Alliance, Varanius, Valthoria, Rengum in Lingo, Podium, Bhang Bhang Duc, The Warriors of Determination, Win Mints, Nas Crustium, Willow Gate, Succedania, Corbeil, Laskadayone, Monroevia, Algueneia, Taylor Allison Swift, Kindlepas, Recuecn, Wickedly evil people, Guitermot, Greg Tucker, Dilber, and Tsangenya.