by Max Barry

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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3,147thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 3,817thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 5,235th
The Kingdom of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Glory to protora
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Population2.119 billion

LeaderKing Elijah Gary
FaithState enforced atheism

CurrencyProtoran dollars
AnimalProtoran bird

The Kingdom of Protora is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by King Elijah Gary with an iron fist, and notable for its vat-grown people, ban on automobiles, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 2.119 billion Protorans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Industry, and Education also on the agenda, while International Aid and Spirituality receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Pandora. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 54.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Protoran economy, worth 371 trillion Protoran dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 175,470 Protoran dollars, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 595,885 per year while the poor average 38,120, a ratio of 15.6 to 1.

The nation's navy has been named the scourge of the seven thousand seas, pilots always remember to send their doctors a Maxxmas card, prisons are filled with the cackles and sobs of a deranged inmate population, and old spellbooks are only useful as door-stops or toilet roll substitute. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Protora's national animal is the Protoran bird, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is State enforced atheism.

Protora is ranked 196,182nd in the world and 160th in First World Order for Safest, scoring 10.76 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.

Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3,147thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 3,817thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 5,235thNudest: 5,294thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 6,289thMost Avoided: 6,364thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 6,465thRudest Citizens: 8,047thLargest Black Market: 8,356thMost Corrupt Governments: 8,510thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 8,765thHighest Average Incomes: 8,978thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 9,241stLargest Information Technology Sector: 9,525thTop
Most Efficient Economies: 10,751stHighest Disposable Incomes: 10,905thMost Scientifically Advanced: 11,176thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 11,580thLargest Retail Industry: 12,017thMost Subsidized Industry: 14,018thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 14,157thLargest Mining Sector: 16,115thLargest Governments: 19,255thMost Secular: 20,428th
Highest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionRudest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 1st in the regionTop
Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Governments: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2nd in the regionNudest: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 2nd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 2nd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 3rd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 3rd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 3rd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 3rd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 4th in the regionLargest Black Market: 4th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 4th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 4th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 4th in the regionMost Avoided: 5th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 5th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 5th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 5th in the regionTop
Lowest Crime Rates: 9th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 9th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 9th in the regionMost Developed: 11th in the regionLargest Populations: 11th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 12th in the regionMost Secular: 12th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 12th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 14th in the regionMost Cultured: 16th in the region

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