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Most Inclusive: 2,016thHighest Food Quality: 2,199thMost Pacifist: 2,310th
The People's Republic of
Civil Rights Lovefest
A country that works for everyone
Prime Minister Theresa Maybe
Influence
Squire
Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Superb

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Prosperus Happyland

Population7.666 billion

CapitalOdessa
LeaderPrime Minister Theresa Maybe
FaithSecularism

Currencyruble
Animalwhite dove

The People's Republic of Prosperus Happyland is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by Prime Minister Theresa Maybe with a fair hand, and notable for its smutty television, absence of drug laws, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 7.666 billion Happylandians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Odessa. The average income tax rate is 84.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Happylandian economy, worth a remarkable 1,545 trillion rubles a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 201,566 rubles, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Prime Minister Theresa Maybe is strangely popular with male politicians' wives, you need a signed affidavit from a registered psychiatrist to claim that you have crazy low prices, televangelists flaunt their expensive cars when they attend charity events, and government solves problems by tossing money at the nearest geek. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Prosperus Happyland's national animal is the white dove, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Secularism.

Prosperus Happyland is ranked 3,456th in the world and 12th in European Union for Most Cultured, scoring 202 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.

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Most Inclusive: 2,016thHighest Food Quality: 2,199thMost Pacifist: 2,310thMost Compassionate Citizens: 2,644thNicest Citizens: 2,685thTop
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Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 3,272ndHealthiest Citizens: 3,425thMost Cultured: 3,456thLongest Average Lifespans: 3,704thMost Efficient Economies: 3,763rdBest Weather: 3,818thMost Cheerful Citizens: 3,857thLargest Information Technology Sector: 3,989thMost Beautiful Environments: 4,293rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 4,482ndRudest Citizens: 4,700thMost Developed: 4,716thSmartest Citizens: 5,137thSafest: 5,752ndLeast Corrupt Governments: 5,925thHighest Poor Incomes: 6,920thLargest Welfare Programs: 6,933rdLargest Governments: 7,263rdMost Advanced Public Transport: 7,733rdLowest Crime Rates: 8,811thLargest Publishing Industry: 9,096thHighest Average Incomes: 9,820thMost Advanced Public Education: 9,840thMost Subsidized Industry: 10,540thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 10,577thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 10,980thMost Secular: 11,453rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 11,464thMost Valuable International Artwork: 11,679thHighest Average Tax Rates: 14,250thTop
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Highest Economic Output: 17,086thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 21,341stLargest Retail Industry: 22,321st
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Highest Drug Use: 4th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 4th in the regionNicest Citizens: 4th in the regionMost Inclusive: 5th in the regionMost Pacifist: 5th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Prosperus Happyland, government solves problems by tossing money at the nearest geek.
  • : Following new legislation in Prosperus Happyland, televangelists flaunt their expensive cars when they attend charity events.
  • : Following new legislation in Prosperus Happyland, you need a signed affidavit from a registered psychiatrist to claim that you have crazy low prices.
  • : Following new legislation in Prosperus Happyland, Prime Minister Theresa Maybe is strangely popular with male politicians' wives.
  • : Following new legislation in Prosperus Happyland, the nation is ravaged by daily union strikes.
  • : Following new legislation in Prosperus Happyland, it ain't easy to be green enough to be imported into Prosperus Happyland.
  • : Following new legislation in Prosperus Happyland, military equipment is being auctioned off to extend comatose centenarians' lives.
  • : Following new legislation in Prosperus Happyland, the police crack down on tax evaders without mercy.
  • : Following new legislation in Prosperus Happyland, primetime re-runs of The Black and White Minstrel Show are a critical hit.
  • : Following new legislation in Prosperus Happyland, the nation is known as the cheapskates of European Union.

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