Population | 7.666 billion |
Capital | Odessa |
Leader | Prime Minister Theresa Maybe |
Faith | Secularism |
Currency | ruble |
Animal | white dove |
The People's Republic of Prosperus Happyland is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by Prime Minister Theresa Maybe with a fair hand, and notable for its smutty television, absence of drug laws, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 7.666 billion Happylandians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.
The medium-sized, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Odessa. The average income tax rate is 84.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Happylandian economy, worth a remarkable 1,545 trillion rubles a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 201,566 rubles, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.
Prime Minister Theresa Maybe is strangely popular with male politicians' wives, you need a signed affidavit from a registered psychiatrist to claim that you have crazy low prices, televangelists flaunt their expensive cars when they attend charity events, and government solves problems by tossing money at the nearest geek. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Prosperus Happyland's national animal is the white dove, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Secularism.
Prosperus Happyland is ranked 3,456th in the world and 12th in European Union for Most Cultured, scoring 202 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Prosperus Happyland, government solves problems by tossing money at the nearest geek.
- : Following new legislation in Prosperus Happyland, televangelists flaunt their expensive cars when they attend charity events.
- : Following new legislation in Prosperus Happyland, you need a signed affidavit from a registered psychiatrist to claim that you have crazy low prices.
- : Following new legislation in Prosperus Happyland, Prime Minister Theresa Maybe is strangely popular with male politicians' wives.
- : Following new legislation in Prosperus Happyland, the nation is ravaged by daily union strikes.
- : Following new legislation in Prosperus Happyland, it ain't easy to be green enough to be imported into Prosperus Happyland.
- : Following new legislation in Prosperus Happyland, military equipment is being auctioned off to extend comatose centenarians' lives.
- : Following new legislation in Prosperus Happyland, the police crack down on tax evaders without mercy.
- : Following new legislation in Prosperus Happyland, primetime re-runs of The Black and White Minstrel Show are a critical hit.
- : Following new legislation in Prosperus Happyland, the nation is known as the cheapskates of European Union.