Population | 9.547 billion |
Capital | Odessa |
Leader | Prime Minister Birgitte Nyborg |
Faith | Secularism |
Currency | ruble |
Animal | white dove |
The People's Republic of Prosperus Happyland is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Prime Minister Birgitte Nyborg with a fair hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, digital currency, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 9.547 billion Happylandians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.
The medium-sized, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Odessa. The average income tax rate is 91.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Happylandian economy, worth a remarkable 2,046 trillion rubles a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 214,318 rubles, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Religious terrorism is considered to be an Act of God by insurance companies, civil servants are no longer allowed to cross their t's, a new "thought police" branch is being developed, and citizens must pay to enjoy Prosperus Happyland's pristine beaches. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Prosperus Happyland's national animal is the white dove, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Secularism.
Prosperus Happyland is ranked 19,540th in the world and 12th in European Union for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 5,689.79 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in
Prosperus Happyland, citizens must pay to enjoy Prosperus Happyland's pristine beaches.
- : Following new legislation in
Prosperus Happyland, a new "thought police" branch is being developed.
- : Following new legislation in
Prosperus Happyland, civil servants are no longer allowed to cross their t's.
- : Following new legislation in
Prosperus Happyland, religious terrorism is considered to be an Act of God by insurance companies.
- : Following new legislation in
Prosperus Happyland, political spontaneity takes a lot of planning.
- : Following new legislation in
Prosperus Happyland, Happylandian-made cars tend to catch fire in people's driveways.
- : Following new legislation in
Prosperus Happyland, the parliament building has installed a revolving door.
- : Following new legislation in
Prosperus Happyland, teenage TV characters are played by thirty-year-olds by the end of the second season.
- : Following new legislation in
Prosperus Happyland, children are brainwashed at a young age to accept "love and peace!" as a way of life.
- : Following new legislation in
Prosperus Happyland, the government's new "quiet competence" initiative has supporters and detractors alike reeling in confusion.