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Most Secular: 1,983rdSafest: 3,650thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 4,697th
The Union of
Authoritarian Democracy
Proslavia, Labor, Democracy!
Influence
Nipper
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Good

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Proslav States

Population1.319 billion

CapitalNewmerth
LeaderChairman Clev
Faithnone

CurrencyRuble
AnimalFox

The Union of Proslav States is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Chairman Clev with an even hand, and remarkable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, smutty television, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate population of 1.319 billion Proslavs are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The large, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Newmerth. The average income tax rate is 90.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Proslav economy, worth 202 trillion Rubles a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 153,796 Rubles, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Pharmacists increasingly claim they are morally obligated to take long lunches, hospitals in Proslav States are too busy serving the needs of The East Pacific to see Proslavs, business meetings across the country are interrupted by the sound of squeaking whoopee-cushions, and the nation locks people up and tells them they're mad for compassion's sake. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Proslav States's national animal is the Fox, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is none.

Proslav States is ranked 115,765th in the world and 1,896th in The East Pacific for Most Influential, scoring 455 on the Soft Power Disbursement Rating.

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Safest: 3,650thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 4,697thLowest Crime Rates: 6,791stHealthiest Citizens: 7,121stLongest Average Lifespans: 7,133rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 8,399thMost Developed: 8,991stHighest Poor Incomes: 9,013thMost Cheerful Citizens: 9,019thMost Cultured: 9,341stLargest Welfare Programs: 9,347thMost Pacifist: 9,718thMost Scientifically Advanced: 10,217thNicest Citizens: 10,499thHighest Average Tax Rates: 10,909thLargest Governments: 11,061stMost Compassionate Citizens: 11,106thMost Efficient Economies: 11,619thMost Subsidized Industry: 11,847thSmartest Citizens: 12,292ndMost Conservative: 12,846thHighest Food Quality: 12,956thLargest Publishing Industry: 13,457thMost Valuable International Artwork: 13,838thLargest Information Technology Sector: 14,149thTop
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Most Advanced Public Education: 16,892ndMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 17,789thMost Patriotic: 18,655thMost Advanced Public Transport: 19,394thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 20,429thHighest Average Incomes: 22,903rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 23,627thMost Inclusive: 24,991stMost Advanced Defense Forces: 27,119thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 27,760thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 29,174thMost Income Equality: 30,643rd
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Most Secular: 47th in the regionTop
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Safest: 106th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 107th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 174th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 181st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 186th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 188th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 198th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 203rd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 209th in the regionMost Cultured: 214th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 217th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 223rd in the regionLargest Governments: 235th in the regionMost Developed: 244th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 245th in the regionMost Pacifist: 250th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 254th in the regionTop
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Nicest Citizens: 261st in the regionMost Conservative: 269th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 279th in the regionMost Patriotic: 285th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 288th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 304th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 313th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 314th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 316th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 330th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 336th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 371st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 381st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 397th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 438th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 452nd in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 488th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 512th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 515th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Proslav States, the nation locks people up and tells them they're mad for compassion's sake.
  • : Following new legislation in Proslav States, business meetings across the country are interrupted by the sound of squeaking whoopee-cushions.
  • : Following new legislation in Proslav States, hospitals in Proslav States are too busy serving the needs of The East Pacific to see Proslavs.
  • : Following new legislation in Proslav States, pharmacists increasingly claim they are morally obligated to take long lunches.
  • : Following new legislation in Proslav States, all Proslavs love the taste of self-sufficiency.
  • : Following new legislation in Proslav States, all astronauts are hot twenty-something models selected because they have 'the right stuff'.
  • : Following new legislation in Proslav States, tabloids coo over Chairman Clev's expected child.
  • : Following new legislation in Proslav States, Proslavs visiting rural Southern Fox Village can get their driving records clean for a small fee.
  • : Following new legislation in Proslav States, government officials sit helplessly as they are labelled 'Pompous Womples' by celebrities.
  • : Proslav States was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Zombified.

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