Population | 1.319 billion |
Capital | Newmerth |
Leader | Chairman Clev |
Faith | none |
Currency | Ruble |
Animal | Fox |
The Union of Proslav States is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Chairman Clev with an even hand, and remarkable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, smutty television, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate population of 1.319 billion Proslavs are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.
The large, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Newmerth. The average income tax rate is 90.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Proslav economy, worth 202 trillion Rubles a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 153,796 Rubles, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Pharmacists increasingly claim they are morally obligated to take long lunches, hospitals in Proslav States are too busy serving the needs of The East Pacific to see Proslavs, business meetings across the country are interrupted by the sound of squeaking whoopee-cushions, and the nation locks people up and tells them they're mad for compassion's sake. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Proslav States's national animal is the Fox, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is none.
Proslav States is ranked 115,765th in the world and 1,896th in The East Pacific for Most Influential, scoring 455 on the Soft Power Disbursement Rating.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Proslav States, the nation locks people up and tells them they're mad for compassion's sake.
- : Following new legislation in Proslav States, business meetings across the country are interrupted by the sound of squeaking whoopee-cushions.
- : Following new legislation in Proslav States, hospitals in Proslav States are too busy serving the needs of The East Pacific to see Proslavs.
- : Following new legislation in Proslav States, pharmacists increasingly claim they are morally obligated to take long lunches.
- : Following new legislation in Proslav States, all Proslavs love the taste of self-sufficiency.
- : Following new legislation in Proslav States, all astronauts are hot twenty-something models selected because they have 'the right stuff'.
- : Following new legislation in Proslav States, tabloids coo over Chairman Clev's expected child.
- : Following new legislation in Proslav States, Proslavs visiting rural Southern Fox Village can get their driving records clean for a small fee.
- : Following new legislation in Proslav States, government officials sit helplessly as they are labelled 'Pompous Womples' by celebrities.
- : Proslav States was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Zombified.