The Council Communist Republic of Proletarialand is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by the workers with an even hand, and renowned for its teetotalling pirates, parental licensing program, and infamous sell-swords. The compassionate population of 1.067 billion Proletarians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Marxville. The average income tax rate is 61.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Proletarian economy, worth 113 trillion labournotes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Cheese Exports. Average income is an impressive 106,596 labournotes, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government is a proud sponsor of the National Gaming Association, newly synthesized elements' half-lives are a million times shorter than the time it takes to say their names, fashion models are guaranteed to be 100% genuinely as anorexic as they appear on magazine covers, and the streets are ravaged by murder and violence to prove political points. Crime is totally unknown. Proletarialand's national animal is the nautilus, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Proletarialand is ranked 146,988^th in the world and 58^th in Democratic Socialist Assembly for Largest Mining Sector, scoring 1,748.77 on the Blue Sky Asbestos Index.