by Max Barry

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Largest Welfare Programs: 433rdHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1,202ndMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,269th
The Democratic Peoples Republic of
New York Times Democracy
E Pluribus Unum
Civil Rights
Very Good
Political Freedom

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Population22.578 billion

Animalbald eagle

The Democratic Peoples Republic of Proletaire is a gargantuan, safe nation, notable for its prohibition of alcohol, daily referendums, and smutty television. The compassionate, democratic population of 22.578 billion Proletairians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, outspoken government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 99.4%.

The Proletairian economy, worth a remarkable 2,333 trillion dollars a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector is solely comprised of the Book Publishing industry. Average income is an impressive 103,373 dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

Citizens are exhausted from weekly general elections, the inside lane of every highway is for parked vehicles only, glamping Proletairians won't sleep in a tent that doesn't include a Jacuzzi, and small businesses are gobbled up almost daily by corporate giants. Crime is totally unknown. Proletaire's national animal is the bald eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Proletaire is ranked 305,111th in the world and 62nd in The Internationale for Rudest Citizens, with 5.66 insults per minute.

Largest Welfare Programs: 433rdHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1,202ndMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,269thMost Rebellious Youth: 1,308thHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,506thMost Pacifist: 1,730thMost Advanced Public Transport: 1,734thLargest Governments: 2,263rdMost Valuable International Artwork: 2,303rdMost Advanced Public Education: 2,365thMost Beautiful Environments: 2,511thLeast Corrupt Governments: 2,543rdMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2,662ndMost Cultured: 2,895thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 3,026thTop
Most Compassionate Citizens: 3,829thNicest Citizens: 4,169thSmartest Citizens: 4,369thHighest Food Quality: 5,023rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 5,496thLongest Average Lifespans: 5,539thHealthiest Citizens: 5,567thSafest: 5,865thMost Influential: 5,929thLargest Populations: 7,912thMost Inclusive: 8,165thHighest Economic Output: 8,290thBest Weather: 8,549thLowest Crime Rates: 11,225thMost Cheerful Citizens: 12,504thTop
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 20,031stHighest Poor Incomes: 29,295thMost Secular: 29,324th
Most Rebellious Youth: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2nd in the regionLargest Governments: 3rd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 3rd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 3rd in the regionTop
Most Valuable International Artwork: 4th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 4th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 4th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 4th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 4th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 4th in the regionLargest Populations: 4th in the regionMost Pacifist: 5th in the regionMost Cultured: 5th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 6th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 6th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 6th in the regionMost Influential: 6th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 6th in the region

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