The Most Serene Republic of Professor Irwin Corey is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Professor Irwin Corey with an even hand, and remarkable for its state-planned economy, frequent executions, and devotion to social welfare. The devout population of 2.781 billion Professors are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of NYC. The average income tax rate is 53.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but sluggish Professor Irwin Corey economy, worth 59.0 trillion howevers a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Furniture Restoration industry, with major contributions from Soda Sales, Uranium Mining, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is 21,212 howevers, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Shady doctors seem to have impeccable records, signatures have been replaced with illegible scribbles, cane fights are a common sight in nursing homes, and Professor Irwin Corey has just been declared ruler of Professor Irwin Corey in an international press conference. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Professor Irwin Corey's national animal is the blacklist, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Professor Irwin Corey is ranked 40,089^th in the world and 1^st in Blacklist for Most Valuable International Artwork, with 4 Bank.